A 4-post collection

Wednesday (doonk doonk)

Halfway through the week and how does being busy help the time fly?

There's still a LOT of bread at home and I'm wondering whether to start gifting loaves to people [would they be grateful?] or just... keep the starters alive until we need bread again.

I'm pretty sure I can mail a loaf to MeMum with an overnight parcel. That'll be fun to watch.

I'll have to ask ppl if they actually want a loaf before I try sending them to anyone. Or even making them for anyone.

In my twitter feed, this morning, there were a bunch of USA right-wingers pointing loaded guns into their crotches [safety off, finger on trigger] to "own the libs" somehow about how safe firearms are. One such picture is behind a steering wheel with the spedo registering sixty-five miles per hour. Dude was taking a tackle-threat pic while driving and said pic necessitated zero hands on the wheel.

It's only a matter of time before one of these dummies shoots their joy department clean off.


What the flying fuck is wrong with people? The Muppet doesn't want to look weak and wear a mask, so he's potentially spreading the plague all over fucking PPE factory facilities. Like. WHAT. Is wrong. With folks in the USA?

It's bus o'clock. My chance to write words in novel looms.

What. The Actual. Fuck!

Just when you thought it was safe to re-enter the world (with adequate protection and social distancing)... Just when the good news of the flattening curve or a light at the end of the crisis tunnel is starting to dawn...

The fuckshit blooms like a god-damned FUNGUS.

For once, this is not an action by the Muppet, but an alleged doctor who recommends breathing in nebulised hydrogen peroxide to treat "viral respiratory illnesses". [ Source ]. Sure. Breathe in aerosolized motherfucking BLEACH to rid

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What the Actual Fuck?

Yesterday, I had a sore left foot. It was a minor annoyance and I tried to walk it off to no avail.

This morning, I took a look and discovered that I had a HAIR stuck under my skin, much like a splinter. 5cm hair, 3cm of which was embedded under my skin.




Of course I pulled that annoying little mofo carefully out from under my skin, but it's anyone's guess as to how the flying shit it got

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Florida cop suspended with pay after sexually assaulting lesbian teenager

Florida cop suspended with pay after sexually assaulting lesbian teenager




In Hialeah, Florida, a 17-year-old lesbian has filed a police report after a cop allegedly detained her, sexually harassed her and alluded to raping her.

The 17-year-old and her girlfriend, who have both asked not to be identified, were pulled over for making a u-turn and detained for questioning. Sgt. Jesus Menocal, Jr. told the teenager to get in the back of his police car to go to the

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