Submission

A 900-post collection

Challenge #00040: The Shocking Truth.

An outsider to everything talks about seeing something they shouldn’t, fully knowing the ramifications of their seeing will impact the entire world they live in.

Shayde knew she was on time. She checked the chrono four times after she heard Rael’s voice in the negotiations room. He was, apparently, talking in some variety of Bird. One of the languages that gave her ‘universal translator’ ability trouble. Something about beaks…

This was one of those negotiation rooms that had been repurposed from an interrogation room and, as luck would have it, the neighbouring observation cupboard was empty.

She swallowed her claustrophobia and ducked in for a quick peek.

Rael was talking to a gigantic Rhode Island Red. Six foot tall if he was an inch. Beady little eyes, crest, wattle and shiny black tail feathers.

Sure, the rooster also appeared to be wearing an ornate golden dressing-gown, but he was still a rooster. Shayde ducked back out into the hallway for some better air and tried to think through this.

Five hundred years had passed since she left Earth. More, if you counted time from the one-way wormhole colonies that crossed great physical distance by going backwards in time. Anything could have happened.

She had to say something. Even if it caused a war.

She snagged Rael by the elbow as he emerged and whipped him half a meter down the hall to whisper, “Ye ken ye been talkin’ to a giant chicken, yeh?”

“Ambassador Bu only appears to resemble the Terran bird Avis Domestica…”

Shayde waved a frantic arm at the six-foot bird. “He’s a chicken, I tell ye. A giant chicken.”

Rael cast a pleading gaze at the bird. The bird gently pulled her away from her something-more-than-friend with his wing.

With the scaly, chicken-claw hand that had been hidden by his wing-feathers.

Then he spoke GalStand. He had trouble, because of his beak, but he still spoke. “It’s all right. I get this all the time.”

Shayde boggled. She knew she was boggling. It was just one small step from outright culture shock and screaming down the hallways. Keep it together

Ambassador Bu trilled out some very un-chicken birdsong.

“Ambassador Bu T! (descending whistle) (low whistle) would like to invite you to lunch and a trade of rude questions,” said Rael. Then he explained, “It’s a regular thing when he manages to disturb someone.”

Public place. Food. And rude questions? How could a gal resist?

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Challenge #00039: The Doctor is in

Anywhere in the story: “It never ceased to amaze him how little the world seemed to care about those it had little use for.” Also include a banana.

London was overgrown. Those bits that were left were barely holding together. And still, someone took the time to write on walls.

It was a warning. Red was a difficult colour for paint in this kind of arena, but someone had still taken the time to make a bright red paint. And

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Challenge #0038: Where Art Thou, Daughter?

Before Josie’s mom goes to Kraplaquistan, recount the last conversation she had with Jason and how little she really knows how awful he is, even as it reeks and ferments before her very eyes due to her obsession to bring Josie back to her point of view.

Porche  greeted Jason with a warm hug and a kiss on each cheek. “Daar-ling! How have you been? I’ve been dying to see you since Tullagawupwup…”

Jason smiled

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Challenge #00037: Whither Shall I Wander

Include anywhere in the story this line: “Anywhere was home, unless the place included her.”

Josie was a wanderer. Anywhere was home, unless the place included her.

She did not use her name. It was always she, her or, in extreme situations, that woman. Just a glimpse of her, just the thought that she might be there, that she might have followed her across oceans, continents, rivers, towns or down the endless roads… had Josie packing her bags and

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Challenge #00036: Wanted hair problems

I think I submitted this before, I might be mistaken.  Anyway…

Kurt and Beast, a malfunctioning electric razor/pet-groomer, and the amusing/embarassing results of the latter encountered by the former two.

[Yeah, you did as anon, and since you’re so insistent, I guess this is today’s instant story]

Shaving was a problem for the naturally hirsute. The trimming products usually designed for people did not take into account things like, say, embarrassing bald patches. And trimer

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Challenge #00035: Not My Fault!

Jean discovers a reason why Duncan should be dumped and Todd shows her why Scott might be a better choice, all while they hang upside down from a tree. By accident.

“It'snotmyfault, IsweartoGod, pleasedon'tkillme!”

Jean was still getting her bearings. A tough thing to do when gravity wanted all her blood to settle into her head because the ground was directly above it.

She let open her ‘walls’ a crack to scan for any other intelligent life besides&

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Challenge #00034:

End a story with this line: “She only knew it was going to be messy, however it ended.”

Karin had a problem with clean. Firstly, it never made sense; because the first thing that happened to clean was that someone pretty much instantly made it ‘un’ in short order. Secondly, she could never really do it. Her attempts at clean always ended badly.

And Mom loved clean. Loved it beyond all reason.

And today was Mother’s

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Challenge #00033: Baby Monster

Graydon Creed and Mr. Kian get into an argument about mutants in school, power, decency and misogyny, which also demonstrates to Kian how much of a terror Graydon could be when he’s older.

“Now, I understand you used a slur in a public arena, mmkay?”

“Mutie is not a slur. It’s what they are.”

“Mmkay. That word you just used, the new M word? Mmkay, that’s a slur, mmkay… It&

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Challenge #00032: Julie and Nanny

Write more on the augmented dog and the woman who was paired with it. Specifically, I’d love to know why the woman needed the dog and how the dog was groomed for her in the first place.

Rael arrived at their residence at the same time as their Cogniscent Rights caseworker.

“You’re here for—?” prompted a Melil whose name tag declared zir to be Officer Raak.

“Broken crockery printer,” said Rael. “Julie

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Challenge #00028: Don't You Cry, Baby Mine

The sun shone brightly despite the time of year, but its warm rays brushed uselessly against heavy curtains. Inside the dark room, a father held his baby in his arms and prayed that the child would find peace. (darkfoxglove)

Sergei Darkholme, better known to the world as Azazel, wept for his son. He had his father’s tail and pointed ears. His mother’s blue skin. Less fingers and toes than normal, but he was healthy. Alive.

And stuck like

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Challenge #00025: Movie Madness

Rogue and Rahne, the closest the Evo cast arguably has to a vampire and werewolf, end up having to watch the latest vampire-and-werewolf-starring cinematic blockbuster - the Twilight movies, courtesy of a lost bet (likely with Kitty).  Cue the mocking and snarkiness!

[This author has only seen the first Twilight movie and removed herself from the sequels as a means of self-preservation]

“So what’s this all about, then?” asked Rahne. Kitty was standing guard at the door and,

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Challenge #00023: About a Girl

Scott and Sara’s father have a conversation about Sara, Todd, Jean, Duncan and life beyond being a mutant. Bonus if Sara herself makes an appearance.

Sam found him staring at nothing, leaning on a balcony rail and looking teen-serious, aka constipated. “You’re looking flabblegabbed. Sara happen to you?”

“Uh. Yes. Sir. Mr Adrien.”

“You can call me ‘Sam’ if it suits your fancy.” He joined the teen at leaning on

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Challenge #00016: Worst. Date. Ever!

“Sophia Pirelli was everything a girl like me could hope for: tall, beautiful, intelligent, editor of the college paper, a tall redhead with legs that went on for miles.  I’d crushed on her for months, finally working up the gumption to ask her for coffee. She was perfect.  She was glorious.  And yet we had nothing to talk about.”  

AKA the most awkward date ever/what happens when crushes and reality collide violently.

“Yes, my foster parents

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Kurt's sandwiches (and the odd combination of ingredients therein) are the stuff of legends.

(#00014)

“PBLTBJ.”

“Yahuh.”

“Peanut butter. Lettuce. Tomato. Bacon. And Jelly.”

“Yyyyyyup.”

“And that was because he was in too much of a hurry to make two sandwiches?”

“And we were almost out of bread at the time.”

“Euw.”

“You should try his leftover turkey fluffernutter-reese sandwich.”

“What?”

“A Reeses sandwich is peanut butter and nutella - or a nutella substitute. Fluffernutter is marshmallow

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Challenge #00002: Toad V Spiderman

Toad (either Evo or movieverse) meets Spiderman. Hilarity and quipping ensue?

I can not decide which Toad to use.

Round 1: Evo-Toad V Spiderman

“Where you goin’, lady? Don'chu know this street ain’t public property?”

Ah, the catch-cry of the lesser soon-to-be-very-bruised looser. Peter swung in, landing on a nearby roof and hustled down a handy wall.

Three punks in similar bargain-basement street gang wear were moving in on a rather elongated lady burdened with shopping.

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