"I'm sorry HOW was this created?"
"Ok, two parts antimatter, three parts tachyon particles. Toss near the edge of the event horizon of a black hole, while slowly adding the core of a model 57 chronos warp drive engine."
Look into the perfectly stable portal. -- Anon Guest
"Wait. No. The physics is impossible. Antimatter and tachyons react explosively when in close proximity..."
"Not if you use a sufficiently advanced magnetic bottle containment system," said the Human smugly.
"There aren't any," argued Frangitt.
"The word you're looking for," said Steve, "is 'weren't'." The Human groomed themself in self-congratulation. "I invented a new random behaviour algorithm just to pull this off."