can firebenders bend hot people
18k notes and i still havent got a simple “yes/no” i fucking hate this website
yes
I WANT THIS ON A SHIRT
I WOULD BUY THAT SHIRT
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
TAKE MY MONEY
Tips for waitresses who are hit on by the douchebros who read "How to Hit On Waitresses"
- Spit in his food
- Spit in his beverage
- If menstruating, add some ‘menses sauce’ to his order [Bonus, it may make him completely subservient to your will]
- Take a discrete video of his disgusting behaviour and send it to his mom’s Facebook page
- Melodramatically act like you’re madly in love with him. Then immediately declare that your “father the king” will have him executed in various horrible ways. Describe them in gut-churning detail. Continue
Prompt: "May you be three seconds too late, at the worst possible moment."
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“I’m no’ in the habit of cursin’ folks,” said Shayde. She was educating some younger folk who had made assumptions about magic in her general direction. “With magic, ye tend to get what ye give. Spread evil, get evil come to you. Spread good, luck leads yer path.“
Half of them had made disapproving faces at this. What was the point of magic if you couldn’t curse people who obviously deserved it?
"But,” said
Read more »Rebloggin for teh lolz
Rebloggin for teh lolz
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Challenge #00187: One Tempestuous Evening at Club Haxx
Tarvek, Gil and Klaus with accompanying entourage, crashing mid-90’s rave parties aka Night At The Roxbury style.
[AN: I have no idea what Night At The Roxbury is, so I’m going to keep it down to three geniuses in search of an exit]
They knew things had changed. It was hard to miss. For starters, there was an unending klaxon. The space, what looked to be the shell of a gigantic clank maintenance shed, was filled, wall to
Read more »tinychatter: rosaparking: rosaparking: a cat walks into a bar me..OW!!! One for my Da ‘cause he loves horrible jokes like this.
a cat walks into a bar
me..OW!!!
One for my Da ‘cause he loves horrible jokes like this.
Read more »Challenge #00186: Time Out From That Good Fight
Getting to a point when good enough, is really good enough. Insert a banana cream pie anywhere in the story, preferable eaten.
Rael had grown used to working hard. Not just working hard, but working smart, since his rest cycle decreed that his hours of usefulness were limited. He was so used to it that he almost flew into a panic the first morning that the Stations’ freelancer roster was empty.
He hadn’t woken too late. He had alarms
Read more »100 people have downloaded the preview of RTFM
Wooo!
…now if only I could get you guys to buy the sucker…
Read more »Challenge #185: Those Who Harm
More on Sara at TED talks.
She had her green skin out, this time. And a simple little black dress that was both flattering and demure.
“Some of you are here because you know me,” she began.
“WOOO!”
“Thankyou. Some of you have already decided everything they need to know about me. And I bet these are the words you thought.”
The slide behind her showed a word cloud. Biggest amongst them were “Mutie”
Read more »Image Expo: Matt Fraction and Christian Ward Launch "ODY-C"
Fraction and Ward bring you a new Image title: “Ody-C”
dudes, matt fraction is retelling the odyssey with gender swapped roles (all the dudes in the original story are now women and vice versa)
how frickin’ sweet is that?
Mother of god…
Give.
I think my Want-ometer exploded. Too many wants.
Read more »thefrogman: Hejibits [website | tumblr | shop] [h/t: tastefullyoffensive] Bad pun is bad. So of course I’m reblogging it for MeMum...
Hejibits [website | tumblr | shop]
[h/t: tastefullyoffensive]
Bad pun is bad.
So of course I’m reblogging it for MeMum to see :)
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Somewhere, over....
Sara discovers the person in this video and shows off why she’s so enthused. Scott watches in the wings while crying a bit.
(#00184)
“Isn’t she awesome?” Jubes said after the video on her laptop wound to a halt.
“Uhm,” sais Sahra. “I… would say she’s more… technically correct.”
“Are you kidding? She played it note perfect.”
“Yes, dear, but not emote perfect. Here, I
Read more »1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and...
Read more »1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.
2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.
3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread.
A new Drop Bear-like story.
Read more »Have you ever noticed that sometimes, when a device is working improperly/not at all, we speak to them in an attempt to get them working? And have you noticed that some people have a much higher rate of success in doing so, to the point that some devices only work around some individuals, and other individuals’ presence seems to inhibit proper function? For instance, as long as I am present, a lot of my friends’ devices function properly. Once
sugapieissofly: when you slop something together and it immediately gets like 30 notes when you work hard on something and it gets...
when you slop something together and it immediately gets like 30 notes
when you work hard on something and it gets 2
Reblogging for GPOY
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