Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

Things I do to entertain myself whilst writing

  • in-jokes
  • really obscure in-jokes
  • references to stuff I like
  • make alien names bastardisations of actual words
  • puns
  • picking names for characters from the entire histories of Doctor Who or Star Trek
  • picking names for characters that are the complete opposite of their personalities
  • going really close to an expected pattern and pulling away at the last instant
  • count how many words I have left before I can slope off and watch bad television

WTF?

Ppl are reblogging my fanfic tests. Why?

If all goes well (IMO it should) It’ll be up on AO3 in four days. And after 4 days they’re gone.

Just… Why?

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Challenge #00464 - A089: The Trouble With ELFs

It sounds like Uplifts have a bit of a stigma attached to them- their origins were illegal, so they themselves are considered sort of dodgy.  Some further exploration of that, please?  After this long, they can’t be the only people to have experienced origins/modification for the use of others and had to fight their way up to ‘people’ status afterwards (super-soldier attempts, etc).  Perhaps there’s a ‘Lab-breds of the Galaxy Unite!’ sort of club for mutual support.

From the

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Challenge #00463 - A088: The Death of Gendered Clothing

http://beltaguise.tumblr.com/post/76801104188/fantasy-lizard-people-where-the-females-dont-have

Found another one

Tom Katt sidled up to the lizard lady at the bar. He thought he could tell by her buxom figure and elegantly-styled dress in Botanic Greens.

“Hey, there, beautiful,” he smoothed. “Can I buy a lovely lady such as yourself a drink? What’s your pleasure?”

The lizard, towering over him by some five inches, glared down at him. “I’m a male,” he

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #31:

spontaneous combustion at the very end of the day

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear diary,

I’m sorry to say that I’ve made up my mind. After today’s events, I’ve decided that my pay check and my daily schedule doesn’t need to accommodate so many hats, if they’re going to keep perishing like this!

As a strange twist of fate, I chose the

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Challenge #01462 - A187: Remember the Date in Australia

Prompt: romantic date gone wrong. Shayde + Rael - Anon

it was nice dinner 2gethr wen Rael aks Shayde, do u love me 4 eva?

she sed no.

he creys and runs out the place. he runs strait 2 tram trax adn getz hit.

he ded

Shayde come run up 2 him and creys hard. she yel I metn i luv u 5eva!

2 layt!!!!!!!1!!!

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #30:

lil steve through it into the hall of wires today and is now caught in the ceiling

[prompt given by ectobreath]

Dear diary,

I decided to take a day to relax from all of my work… Well, not so much as decided to, but rather that Peter VI insisted upon it, after hearing about my fedoras continuing to perish, and my pay check not accommodating so many hats.

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