Challenge #00450-451 - A075-76: Whuffo/The Inauguration of Mayor McToilet
(Can I do this? Iam doing it anyway.)
Free day! If thereas a drabble youave been wanting to write but havenat had the right prompt to do it, nowas the time.
[AN: I donat know when Iam going to get one of these again, so Iam going for broke. Be warned: the first one included feels inspired by
Challenge #00445 - A070: A Little More Complicated
Read more »Rule Number One of Computer Repair: Reboot it, dumbarse.
Rule One-A: If rebooting fixed the problem and it doesn't come back, you didn't really have a problem.
Rule One-B: If I actually had to tell you to reboot, regardless of whether you had a real problem or not, I'm still charging you for…
Challenge #00444 - A069: The Test
Read more »SPG in the far-future of your own universe. Because robots + space. a Weirdlet
Rael was ostensibly taking Shayde on a tour of the stationas Ambassadorial Meeting Chamber. What he was covertly doing was testing her. If she really was who she said she had been. If she really had existed on Earth…
Read more »A seemingly eternal argument between some friends and I.
*As defined by a philosophy student who was party to some of them - he later admitted he got the definitions from 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance'.
"Form follows Function. A well-built machine, designed to last decades if not…
A Frankenstein-esque mad scientist (re)creates life from parts of the dead, and one of the first responses from his new (female) creation is an exploratory grope and a frustrated…
“Dammit, you could’ve at least tried to get a matching pair…”
(#00858-B127)
“What? They aren’t the same size? But the clothing label on your donor said D cup…”
“This one is a thirty-five D,” explained the monster, juggling a bosom. “This one is a thirty D. The cup size
Read more »Read more »Look what the humans of the manor have to put up with
See, Rabbit? Hatchworth and Mayor McToilet know they did something bad
Nobody knew how it happened. Not even Rabbit, who had had the wild flight of imagination to begin with.
Later inquiry revealed that Peter VI had left Steve in charge. Steve left Walter Girl Carolina in charge, who had then promoted Walter Girl Paige. She, in turn, left Michael Reed in charge. Michael noticed that he was
Challenge #00400 - A035: The Growing List of Things Rabbit Should Never Do Again
Read more »aAnd thatas when I discovered my hoodie could get stuck on my nosea
aShe walked in-to a pole five times,a added Hatchworth.
aWhat? It was a fre-freindly p-p-pole.a
aNot that friendly,a noted The Spine. aIt knocked half your face off.a
aIt was t-t-t-t-tryina ta help, Tha Spine. Not its fault…
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Ow.
It wasn’t the usual “one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor” kind of headache. Those could usually be dealt with by a Tums, a Tylenol, and two bottles of gatorade.
This was knives-in-the-head painful.
Euw. Her entire left side was sticky.
And she was lying on a lot of sharpish, hard, painful objects.
Did she fall asleep in a Lego bin again?
She risked opening an eye.
An abominably cheerful metal face was staring back at her. It
Read more »Critical system Error at WhattheflyingF.exe
Restoring brain from backup. â RecklessPrudence(#00287)
âYou broke him!â
âNah-uh. You broke him!â
âYouâre the one who told him the fifth pun!â
âDid not!â
âDid too!â
Billie the Walter Girl sighed and reached for the Number Five hammer. About thirty PSI seemed about right.
{CLANG!}
âSomebody told a pun,â complained The Spine as he rebooted.
âYeah, your logic circuits
Challenge #00279: Welcome Walter's Metal Men
Read more »Steam Powered Giraffe are in the x-verse, only theyare really mechanical men (made by someone with Forge-like skill) or living-metal mutants (similar to Colossus). Your choice.
aSaraa| What the hell?a
aDun ma'e me smi'ea|a Sara said, drawing on her face with metallic paint. She was wearing,…
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Challenge #00269: Vamping it Up
Read more »Pierce Opal Silkyoak goes to a swanky vampire party :P
[AN: Smartarse]
She wore black, of course. Black with lots and lots of jet beads that made it shimmered in any available light. A well-selected scattering of diamonds and gold ensured that there would always, always be light.
The rest of…
Read more »Flirt with a gamer guy who plays League of Legends, convinces me to install League of Legends. Before I play League of Legends the guy reveals he is a massive douche. UNINSTALL LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
Flirt with another gamer guy who plays League of Legends, convinces me to install League of Legends. Before I play League of Legends the guy reveals he is a massive douche. UNINSTALL LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
Flirt with ANOTHER gamer guy who plays League of Legends, convinces
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Sanity Days are good.
You should allow yourself at least one per month.
An entire day to waste feels so firkin great. And when you get back to the daily grind? It’s from a place of calm and contentment.
So take a day to enjoy things. Big or small. You’ll feel way better.
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