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Challenge #00865-B134: One Blood-Soaked Evening in a Norse Battlefield

Valkire. They were the choosers of the slain in Norse mythology, see what you can do with it.

“OI!” Thagr the Unbelievable waved down a passing Valkyrie. “What’s the matter with you lot? I’ve been waiting for ages!”

The battle maiden sneered down at him and declared, “You are not worthy,” before attempting to move away.

“OI! OI! You can’t do this to me! I died in battle, I did. I’m entitled to entrance to Valhalla! It’s the rules.”

She sighed the long sigh of someone who’d been through this argument too many times. “It’s not just that you died in battle, Thagr… It’s how you died in battle that counts.”

“What?”

“You died in an arrow volley.”

“Yeah. So?”

“All the arrows are in your back.”

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thesigilwitch: ofearthandtarot: shipping-the-gods: kirislittleapothecary: shipping-the-gods: "It will rain in California" sigil ^_^...

thesigilwitch:

ofearthandtarot:

shipping-the-gods:

kirislittleapothecary:

shipping-the-gods:

“It will rain in California” sigil ^_^

Yo what if every time someone reblogs this they put energy into it and it basically becomes a massively charged sigil that’ll ensure that Cali gets all its water back?!

Excellent idea! Let’s do it ^_^

thesigilworkshop

I love this!

Trust me, you don’t want it all in one go

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krxs10: Neighbors call police to a Suburb in McKinney,Texas when they learn that a family Invited "too many Black People" to their pool...

krxs10:

Neighbors call police to a Suburb in McKinney,Texas when they learn that a family Invited “too many Black People” to their pool party . Cops Brutalize only black kids.

A McKinney police officer has been placed on administrative leave after a video that had surfaced online of an officer responding to a disturbance at a pool party in Craig Ranch with violence aimed only at the black teens.

The video shows the officer pulling a 14-year-old girl down and shoving her

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coolqueer66: lazerprincess: I'm seeing a bunch of people do a "6 selfies of 2014" thing, so I figured I'd do it! I don't take many selfies...

coolqueer66:

lazerprincess:

I’m seeing a bunch of people do a “6 selfies of 2014” thing, so I figured I’d do it!

I don’t take many selfies because I hate how I look as a boy and I rarely get a chance to dress as a girl, so I’m only posting 5, but this year was a big year for me. Thank you all for being kind and supportive!

this belongs on everyone’s blog. never forget this beautiful

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Challenge #00864-B133: Versatility

string, 1001 uses.

“Um,” said Rael.

“What?” said Pix.

“It’s more than a
thousand and one,” he said, reaching slowly for a handbook datachip and
slotting it into his reader. “The uses for string pile into the
billions, if not quintillions. Of course, some of it is dependant on the
originating fibre and the definition of ‘string’.”

Pix glared at him. “I might not have enough funds for an infodump, sir.”

Ah. Right. People paid to hear information. He was still

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digitalcrying: cool fact: the australian government is STILL kidnapping aboriginal australian children from their families and it's...

digitalcrying:

cool fact: the australian government is STILL kidnapping aboriginal australian children from their families and it’s happening at higher rates than any other time in australian history. and the reason for that is because in 2007 the federal government literally made up lies about aboriginal australian communities being full of pedophile rings.

read that again. the government literally made up lies about aboriginal austrlaians being child rapists so that they can take their children. and they’re STILL doing it.

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How to help an artist:

thepageofhopes:

avannak:

kinomatika:

solarprotagonist:

Ditch the like button

No, seriously. If you don’t have money to help out an artist financially, the second best thing is to reblog all the things you like. While liking it does tell the artist that “hey I really like this!” It does jack shit because the only ones who will see that are me and you.

Why do you think there are so SO many posts made by people that are literally summed down to

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T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants...

T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species
views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants to
learn all about the various venomous, poisonous, and outright deadly
life forms on a land mass named Toxic Island, you can almost see why.
Little did she know that when she committed her life to the study of
this strange and hostile land, there was already a colony of monsters
setting up housekeeping. Now she’s face-to-face

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Specially gathered and collated for your convenience. All prior spelling mistakes and errata corrected for your comfort.A minimum of three...

Specially gathered and collated for your convenience. All prior spelling mistakes and errata corrected for your comfort.

A minimum of three hundred and sixty-five stories per anthology.

Stories carefully crafted from prompts submitted by people like you!

No challenge is too great. No prompt too stumping. No injury too dire to stop this author from cranking out yet another instant story from your prompts!

What would you pay for an anthology of this quality? $25? $10?

Well you can! You can own

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Sahra Johnston started as the lowest class of slave. Then at six, she accidentally joined the rebellion against her masters and gave her...

Sahra Johnston started as the lowest class of slave. Then at six, she
accidentally joined the rebellion against her masters and gave her new
allies more than a few nefarious ideas. By the age of nine, she’d turned
five systems on their heads and faced down people who could literally eat her alive. And now she’s toe-to-toe against the united forces of the
Galactic Alliance.
Hevun help THEM.

Part three of the Hevun’s Child Trilogy! Yours for

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