- I’m too broke to bugger off
- I’ve had a good look at everywhere else I could go and my options aren’t that great.
Seriously. Every other country either:
- has its own cans of arseholes
- is fuck-off cold
- doesn’t speak English
And when you get down to it, despite the toxic flora, fauna and mycotta, and the deadly landscape and the occasional cyclone season - this country would be perfect if we could just get rid of the scumfucks like Tony Abbott.