Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
Nailed it.
This is why we can't have nice things!
Follow the link in the title to see a shocking exhibit of the most self-entitled douchebros on Twitter. It’s horrible.
That right there? That’s why we need feminism.
Not one of these knob-heads thought for one instant about her thoughts and feelings throughout the entire ordeal. And believe me, it’s an ordeal. I should know, and so should anyone else who’s even thought they found a
Read more »If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
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Read more »Sam, Scott and defeating monsters while keeping one’s dignity.
(#00131)
The alleged victim was a monster. Scott had no doubt, because he was privy to a lot of stuff that the prosecution’s lawyers had managed to get removed from this trial.
The exact kind of monster who sued his victim.
Things were looking very bad, especially since his mutant defendant looked like a cross between a warthog and cthulu. Jurors judged by appearances, and none of Sara’
Read more »Massive spoilers for the movie under the cut.
Mr Abrams… You’re directing the thing that caused thousands of nerds like myself to study things like physics and sundry other sciences in order to help make the reality that got us hooked. You should therefore NOT FUCK UP PHYSICS, YOU FUCK!
Shit, man.
Seriously. The half-a-planet looked awesomely cool and all, but that was a still shot from a damned incipient planetary disaster. That half-moon in contact with the main
Read more »Jelly, Ice Cream, Maggie Thatcher and Sara’s obsession with all things empirical.
(#00130)
“Ah, the end of an era,” sighed Sara.
Kitty peeked. She was watching international news over a bowl of jelly and ice-cream, where people were protesting in the streets and holding giant puppets. It was interspersed with grainy old stock footage of people rioting. “Normally I like, ignore your what-the-heck moments, but… What the heck?”
“Margret Thatcher has passed on.”
Read more »Anywhere in the story: “The element of surprise didn’t so much rest upon someone hearing you but registering the significance of your approach.”
(#00129)
“Okay,” said Rael. “They stole my coat. They somehow turned off your powers. We have, perhaps, two hours at most before they set off their doomsday bomb and all we have is the contents of a rather spacious storage closet with nothing useful in it. What, might I ask, is your
Read more »Was working on the resurrection of RotI before my Mac imploded [Boo] and now all my Realm files and quite a lot of my stories are locked on a portable hard drive until such time as I can plug it into another Mac [hopefully not another disposable lunchbox -er- Mac Mini]. Meanwhile, I have 30-something fanfic files on the cloud [Yay!]. Which I will endeavour to get onto AO3 just as soon as I can figure it out.
I will get there.
Read more »A feverish nightmare from the slumbering mind of Duncan Matthews…while totally awake.
“How can you stand to breathe the same air as that thing?”
“Hm?” said Jean, her mind had been elsewhere.
Duncan pointed to Essel. “That tranny garbage. I heard you and that are roomies?”
“Well, at least she doesn’t steal my clothes,” said Jean. Her tired voice and monotone said nothing to Duncan. Nor did the notes she
Read more »This explains everything :)
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Jean, Wanda and a little bit of bonding over astral physics. Todd makes an appearance.
“Saw you in the dream-realm, last night,” said Jean. “You were… not exactly hallucinating? I thought I could help.”
“That was you? But you were–”
“Probably veiled behind a curtain of your understanding. I’m sorry about that. I backed off when I realized what was happening.”
“I don’t undertand what you’
Read more »I got up to page 189.
…did I win?
Read more »The noodle incident. Name names.
[AN: The whole point of Noodle Incidents is you never find out exactly what happened. See the Trope Page. Grats, you made this author scream in anguish.]
Sherlock had separated them. Rael, at least, got a hot meal and something to occupy his hands. “So. What do you know?”
“Admittedly, not a lot,” said Rael, getting his credentials straight right off the bat. “I’m not a historian. I only study
Read more »You have doubtless heard of rich people being able to buy ranch space on the bright side of the moon. And you’ve probably laughed at it. Stupid rich people, right?
Well, now’s the chance to get smarter.
We have been able to secure exclusive rights to the dark side of the moon!
It was surprisingly cheap. You have no idea how few folks wanted it. But where others see an unwanted territory, we see opportunity!
With a combined
Read more »Scott’s 1tth straight victory in court and the slight but unmistakeable praise that Glee gives him upon not making an ass of himself while under the cosh. She also admits something about her personal which Scott almost, ALMOST misses in his joy of not losing…again.
(#00125)
“Not guilty.”
Scott quietly breathed out and shared a hug with his client, a kid who was still manifesting and had, in a fit of excitement, fear and hiccoughs, accidentally
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