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justplainsomething: lacigreen: uhhhh yay sizeism & sexism? two more reasons not to shop at abercrombie and fitch. (x) Well of COURSE...

justplainsomething:

lacigreen:

uhhhh yay sizeism & sexism?  two more reasons not to shop at abercrombie and fitch. (x)

Well of COURSE only who he deems attractive deserves to buy his clothing. THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE YOU ENTITLED ASS.

Should gather all of the “ugly” people in neighborhoods with an A&F store and organize a shop-in. Or a special-day shop-in around the nation.

If the douchebro is right, it should seriously effect his sales. Maybe even run him out of business just by being present in his stores.

“ugly” power FTW.

A blessing? Or a curse?

We’ve all wanted to go back and unsay that one hurtful thing - or at the very least, apologise before a chance at a friendship is lost - utter those words that got us mocked that time, undo that stupid thing that cost us self-respect and possibly more.

Only thing is: Who could stop at one?

(#00124)

Kylie blinked. There were now three of her in her room. Two were older. Both dressed in identical old-fart clothes that spoke loudly

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musermatt: superkim111: no-the-fandoms-protested: musermatt: iamthepizzaslut: YA'LL WANNA SEE WHAT A "REAL FAN" LOOKS LIKE CUZ...

musermatt:

superkim111:

no-the-fandoms-protested:

musermatt:

iamthepizzaslut:

YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE

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CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW

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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS

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WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER

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MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS

Ship them

He keeps her cool.

She blows him away.

Their relationship?

Fan-tastic!

GET OUT

There’s something wrong with shooting the breeze?

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Challenge #00123: One Fine Day in the Dimplomatic Offices

Never trust a bald barber, a skinny cook, a woodworker with missing fingers, or a lawyer in any situation.

“Ooo, na that’s plush,” said Shayde. She’d laid her accent on thicker so that she sounded less educated. Irony for the purposes of self-entertainment, because nobody nearby was going to get it.

“This is a standard diplomat’s office,” said the local Director of the Corps Diplomatique.

“An’ the aspidistra’s

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Be interested to see what you do with this one:

“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

- Mark Twain

(#00122)

There were designated busking zones on any station large enough to attract the kind of itinerant population that gathered Minutes by entertaining passersby.

Amalgam had hundreds of them.

Rael knew from long, and partially agonizing experience, that Shayde loved them like nothing else. In the hours not taken up by duty, she would take her ‘axe’ down to one at random, and

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Philip K. Dick said it best:

“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.”

(#00121)

“This,” announced the Doctor, “is the Monestary of the Believers.”

“The believers in…?” prompted Sally.

“Everything. Everything that is. And a few things that aren’t. They devote a lifetime to it. Each devotee is not allowed to have the item they’re meant to believe in.”

Sally peeked through the slot. A

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Watch 62 Years of Global Warming in 13 Seconds

Watch 62 Years of Global Warming in 13 Seconds

Go ahead. Explain to me exactly how this is fake, alarmist, or otherwise not important.

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A new take on an old classic.

To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
To a man with only a hammer, a screw is a defective nail.
To a man with only a nail, everything looks like a hammer.

(#00120)

She ran through the darkened streets, harsh breathing absorbed by the endless fog of Lower Cogtown. She’d lost the whistles of the gendarmerie five streets ago, but that was no reason to stop.

It was no reason to even slow.

To a man

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Challenge #00119: Strategy and the Zen of Faking it

The surest way to hit your target is to shoot first and call whatever you hit your target.

“That’s a long way down. You must be pretty determined.”

“Thanks. I wanted to make certain this was one thing I couldn’t fuck up.”

“Finals?”

“Finals is only the start of it,” she said. “I lost my flat, my girlfriend, my car, my pet, my parents… failing finals just means

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potatofarmgirl: natashakline: For all the artists out there. xoxo I agree with Natasha! Make stuff even if it HURTS! <3 This is why...

potatofarmgirl:

natashakline:

For all the artists out there. xoxo

I agree with Natasha!  Make stuff even if it HURTS! <3

This is why I set myself the daily challenge in the first place. Every day, I make something new.

Even if it sucks, even if it’s ignored, or falls into the obscura black hole of tumblr before being noticed in >4months time and then reflagged, referenced or other… I still have something new.

And I made that

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