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geekhyena: internutter: geekhyena: internutter replied to your post:crankywhitemage replied to your... Bogan is Aussie for Redneck Oh....

geekhyena:

internutter:

geekhyena:

Bogan is Aussie for Redneck

Oh. Oh dear. How worried should I be then?

Depends how far into Bogan territory you go.

By and large, most bogans are harmless. They’re either too drunk, too lazy, or both to do much in the way of harm.

Your common urban bogan is also known as the Dole Bludger. The only time they show activity is when they’re collecting their dole cheque or another slab of beer at the bottle-o.

Your rural bogan is more commonly known as a Cow Cockie [or they used to be, I’m not as up on my Strine as I once was] and is more likely to be armed. However, it’s only ever legal to shoot feral animals so wear very bright colours if you’re planning on visiting anyone’s farm.

Most bogans will only call you ethnic slurs [eg: Pom, Wog, Yank etc.] owing to their very insular makeup. Bogans, in my experience, are best avoided if you can’t find a way to blend in. [Standing a round (paying for beer) at the local pub is a good method, but draining on the budget]

Watch out for the vehicular bogan, also known as the Hoon. This subspecies is focussed entirely on their car, skating the law for drag racing, street stunt driving, and possessing bass speakers that may be capable of causing structural damage.

Anyone more up-to-date on the bogan populations of the north is welcome to contribute.

How safe is it to be queer? Should I be expecting to see non-white members of the UCD delegation getting harassed? Should I be expecting harassment for not looking stereotypically feminine?  

1) Not very. Wear protective colouration if possible. Claim a best-beloved waiting for you at home should they get persistent and get a kitty-shaped punch dagger for your keychain in case they can’t take a hint.
2) Unfortunately, bogans are hella racist. Evolve a buddy system.
3) Sadly, yes. As I said, get some camouflage and go temporarily super-femme wherever you can. Remember - costume rings can serve as efficacious knuckledusters :D

It’s statements like this that make me ashamed to be an Australian.

geekhyena: internutter replied to your post:crankywhitemage replied to your... Bogan is Aussie for Redneck Oh. Oh dear. How worried...

geekhyena:

Bogan is Aussie for Redneck

Oh. Oh dear. How worried should I be then?

Depends how far into Bogan territory you go.

By and large, most bogans are harmless. They’re either too drunk, too lazy, or both to do much in the way of harm.

Your common urban bogan is also known as the Dole Bludger. The only time they show activity is when they’re collecting their dole

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Challenge #00467 - A092: Bad Day at the Office

http://snazzapplesweet.tumblr.com/post/77643252675/weh

Aelki rejected or signed off on proposals pending their explanation to Ambassador O'Ranges. He would never hear about the rejected proposals. They were the ones that, like candy in the back of the legendary van, were too good to be true and very obviously dangerous.

She was not exactly an administrative assistant. More like a human filter. In combination with adoptive mother, nursemaid, therapist, dietician, transit authority, private tutor… Either she had to sew

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I don’t often listen to the actual radio. Most of the time I play the stuff I like via bluetooth. But the one time I did, there was...

I don’t often listen to the actual radio. Most of the time I play the stuff I like via bluetooth.

But the one time I did, there was this amazing couple on there singing one of their hits. And I mean the exactly wrong kind of amazing.

These two could not hit the same note if you gave them comedy-sized hammers. Their harmonizing was harming. They made me wince.

And all I could think of was how these losers had

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trekkiebeth: Sorting photos and watching BTTF III. I see some similar themes here. And this is how crossovers get made. [I’m busy...

trekkiebeth:

Sorting photos and watching BTTF III. I see some similar themes here.

And this is how crossovers get made.

[I’m busy now, but Doc Brown meets the bots across time would be kinda cool. Especially if the first time they meet, the bots are all, “Oh, it’s you again.”]

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Challenge #00466 - A091: Here There be Dragons

Got another one for you

http://scienceisadesiretoknow.tumblr.com/post/77518618397/katrani-imagine-guardian-dragons-that-protect

It’s a well-established fact that humans normally do not get along with other cogniscent species.

The Dragons know this. They teach their hatchlings.

Beware the humans. They have made extinct almost every other creature larger than them. The ones that they don’t make useful. And becoming useful to a human means that they will make you and your kin docile and stupid.

Dragons are proud and

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thehomelesswhisperer: internutter: Baby robots almost passing out from horror when they see a human taking off a garment for the first...

thehomelesswhisperer:

internutter:

Baby robots almost passing out from horror when they see a human taking off a garment for the first time.

Person: ::removes coat/hat::

::terrified robot shrieking::

Iris takes down her bun for the first time.

MA’S HEAD IS UNRAVELING

“No, no sweetie. It’s just hair. It isn’t part of me. Look, I can cut it.”

::Spine faints::

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