Baby robots almost passing out from horror when they see a human taking off a garment for the first time.
Person: ::removes coat/hat::
::terrified robot shrieking::
Challenge #00465 - A090: The Importance of Love
http://anastasiyacemetery.tumblr.com/post/76249084163/not-sorry-for-my-english
Text reads: “Don’t forget to give a little love to beings which nobody loves”
[AN: Sorry about the brief one. I can’t brain today]
It was perfect love. But, physically speaking, they never went further than hugs and kisses.
Temptrotica never stopped being amazed at the feeling of it. Love. It was new and amazing and almost overwhelming. And every time she tried to explain it to Mythologics Anonymous, she got the
Read more »voldemo: voldemo: My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian its like ive never seen herbivore
Read more »My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian
its like ive never seen herbivore
to-kel-a-mockingbird: So guys, there's a text post going around about how this one person will write you a very short and bad fanfic in...
Read more »So guys, there’s a text post going around about how this one person will write you a very short and bad fanfic in your ask box based on the last few things you’ve reblogged, and it’s got like 120,000sth notes.
GUESS WHAT. I AM BORED AND WILL DO THE SAME FOR YOU. AND IT WILL ACTUALLY GET DONE BC THIS POST DOES NOT HAVE 828737473884848 NOTES. GO GO GO I AM WAITING
davidmichaelbennett: Ok, April Fool's Day is done. Steam Powered Giraffe is not switching all social streams to Instagram. Some people sent...
Read more »Ok, April Fool’s Day is done.
Steam Powered Giraffe is not switching all social streams to Instagram.
Some people sent us angry earnest messages thinking it was true….we thought it was pretty transparent, but oh well. Joke successful? On second thought, it wasn’t really THAT humorous, although I did enjoy our fake new show schedule a bunch. :3
Anywho, thank you for all the lovely personal messages you guys sent to me. I am glad you enjoyed watching
So the monster in my head that hates me decided to entertain me with dread visions of threats to my family and legal trouble when I defend...
So the monster in my head that hates me decided to entertain me with dread visions of threats to my family and legal trouble when I defend them/myself
my chest hurts and my eyes are crunchy dried pain-orbs and I can’t fucking sleep
And SO is watching _Justified_ which contains some damn scary-arse-looking men. And closeups of their nightmarish mugs.
They look like fucking animatronics. It came from the uncanny valley
At least I have lots of kidvids to
Read more »Things I do to entertain myself whilst writing
- in-jokes
- really obscure in-jokes
- references to stuff I like
- make alien names bastardisations of actual words
- puns
- picking names for characters from the entire histories of Doctor Who or Star Trek
- picking names for characters that are the complete opposite of their personalities
- going really close to an expected pattern and pulling away at the last instant
- count how many words I have left before I can slope off and watch bad television
WTF?
Ppl are reblogging my fanfic tests. Why?
If all goes well (IMO it should) It’ll be up on AO3 in four days. And after 4 days they’re gone.
Just… Why?
Read more »DEAR TUMBLR STAFF
Read more »A “Sent” folder.
A notification when someone answers your ask.
spacemuffinz: is that an actual video the pic david just posted had a link i can't vimeo on my phone help That’s an actual video....
is that an actual video
the pic david just posted had a link
i can’t vimeo on my phone help
That’s an actual video. You need a password from one of the other photos to get in
[hotpocketz]
Challenge #00464 - A089: The Trouble With ELFs
It sounds like Uplifts have a bit of a stigma attached to them- their origins were illegal, so they themselves are considered sort of dodgy. Some further exploration of that, please? After this long, they can’t be the only people to have experienced origins/modification for the use of others and had to fight their way up to ‘people’ status afterwards (super-soldier attempts, etc). Perhaps there’s a ‘Lab-breds of the Galaxy Unite!’ sort of club for mutual support.
From the
Read more »My dash is full of David gurning at things and I couldn’t be happier. Story soon :)
My dash is full of David gurning at things and I couldn’t be happier.
Story soon :)
Read more »Experiment 001 - InterNutter - Steam Powered Giraffe [Archive of Our Own]
Experiment 001 - InterNutter - Steam Powered Giraffe [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Warning: Contains enormous amounts of cute.
Read more »Did you use to run "Realm of the Internutter"? If you did I was wondering about an author whose fics you hosted. She had this epic kurtty...
Yes, I used to run the Realm of the InterNutter.
Alas, I can’t recall that ficcage. At all. Does anyone else from the old Nutboard remember this one?
It might be a fic by Nemain on AFF. Try there
Read more »Challenge #00463 - A088: The Death of Gendered Clothing
http://beltaguise.tumblr.com/post/76801104188/fantasy-lizard-people-where-the-females-dont-have
Found another one
Tom Katt sidled up to the lizard lady at the bar. He thought he could tell by her buxom figure and elegantly-styled dress in Botanic Greens.
“Hey, there, beautiful,” he smoothed. “Can I buy a lovely lady such as yourself a drink? What’s your pleasure?”
The lizard, towering over him by some five inches, glared down at him. “I’m a male,” he
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