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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12551 posts

Okay. Is this a good idea?

I’m getting tired of waiting for volunteers to beta-read for my pre-published fics. Plus my fics are… kinda growing in number.

So. Here’s the deal.

I put them up here, on my blog, under a read-more. There will be a brief summary of all that is within above the cut. Including trigger-warnings.

I will also enable replies to said ficpost.

If the people who like it overwhelm the people who hate it, I shall publish that sucker on A03. If three peeps complain about the same general thing, I shall repair it before reposting.

Each draft will be deleted after four days. So nobody gets confused.

Will this work for everyone?

Both as in categorically both (SPG fics) and (Koq'riix), not those two SPG drabbles in particular. English grammar is a butt on the...

Both as in categorically both (SPG fics) and (Koq’riix), not those two SPG drabbles in particular. English grammar is a butt on the internet with no emphasis. And it doesn’t help that I went on a tangent. Mayor McToilet did indeed produce giggles. Much needed giggles after the heart-stomping from the first drabble you evil evil author.

English is indeed a butt. And I shall laugh maniacally at being called evil.

MWU-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA….

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Challenge #00453 - A078: Humanity in a Nutshell

Has there ever been an instrument more representative of humanity than the Zeusaphone? (I highly recommend checking out their Youtube page) – RecklessPrudence

“So… the Terran Exhibition.”

“Yeah, it’s docking next week. Should help defuse Silly Season for another month.”

‘Are you going?“

"Only with adequate shielding. I heard they have the Lightning Meisters playing with this circuit.”

“Lightning… I don’t think I’ve heard of

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enterprising-gentleman: write-like-a-freak: If you are emotionally tortured by any author's work please notify that author because I...

enterprising-gentleman:

write-like-a-freak:

If you are emotionally tortured by any author’s work please notify that author because I promise that is 90273% of the reason we write and it is the highest praise we can get

#ERIN#ATTN: ERIN#astahfrith (tags from sapphirefiber)

As a writer, I can confirm this is 100000000000% percent true

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goddamnitjean: descartesthinksnot: HELLO The petition to legally recognize non-binary genders expired because it did not reach 100,000...

goddamnitjean:

descartesthinksnot:

HELLO

The petition to legally recognize non-binary genders expired because it did not reach 100,000 signatures in time.

HERE IS A NEW PETITION. It expires April 20th. DO NOT LET THIS ONE FAIL AS WELL.

We have a month, guys. Please sign, or re-sign if you’d signed the old one. This is so important.

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WMMDDWFIWM

meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #20:

GG read that only douches wear fedoras and confronts Him about it

[prompt given by anonymous]

Dear diary,

I think today went fairly normally. I did some work and talked with some people, some things exploded and reverse-exploded, nothing hugely out of the ordinary happened. I guess the day sort of fell apart at the end of it.

I shouldn’t have had any confidence that my fedora

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the-uncensored-she: birchsoda: nazmat: hotanimebabe: straight dudes 100 percent of their lives I didn't think people like this actually...

the-uncensored-she:

birchsoda:

nazmat:

hotanimebabe:

straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

I didn’t think people like this actually existed

Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

…horrifying.


Forever Alone Club AGM

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Assuming non-perfect replicas of the human form, people would theoretically be as likely to be attracted to a robot as they would to a...

(#00452 - A077)

They had corresponded for months before they found out that they both lived on the same station - just operated in different time zones[1]. And for that discovery, there were repeated efforts to make it to the same place at the same time. And neither, for varied excuses, had sent images of their faces.

She thought she was ugly. He saw no point in aesthetic evaluation. Which was probably code for he thought he was ugly, too.

And

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Challenge #00450-451 - A075-76: Whuffo/The Inauguration of Mayor McToilet

(Can I do this? I’m doing it anyway.)

Free day! If there’s a drabble you’ve been wanting to write but haven’t had the right prompt to do it, now’s the time.

[AN: I don’t know when I’m going to get one of these again, so I’m going for broke. Be warned: the first one included feels inspired by this post. The second one is just a

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Challenge #00449 - A074: The Nose Compass

(Actually said by a friend today)

“I have absolutely no idea what it smells like… But it smells like food”

Amalgam Station masses roughly the same as a Dwarf Planet, but is much, much larger in size because Dwarf Planets do not, for instance, contain corridors, cavernous spaces, parks, amenities, and infrastructure.

People tend to forget this. What they know of Amalgam Station becomes the sole total of their experience and they wander no further than their own knowledge.

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