I have a matched set of spurs in my heels.
And zero ideas about what might be wrong with my wrist.
This is why we still need experts.
My humblest of apologies...
Read more »Today’s story may well be my last.
Not for lack of prompts. I have lots of prompts.
Not for lack of sales. I would do this even if my own mother never purchased a story.
It’s nothing you did or omitted. I promise.
It’s this fucking wrist. I did some damage to myself [NEVER SLEEP WITH ELASTIC ‘SOCK’ BRACER/BANDAGES ON, KIDDIES!] and I need to take a break from writing.
If you need me, I
My humblest of apologies...
Read more »Today’s story may well be my last.
Not for lack of prompts. I have lots of prompts.
Not for lack of sales. I would do this even if my own mother never purchased a story.
It’s nothing you did or omitted. I promise.
It’s this fucking wrist. I did some damage to myself [NEVER SLEEP WITH ELASTIC ‘SOCK’ BRACER/BANDAGES ON, KIDDIES!] and I need to take a break from writing.
If you need me, I shall
Working on KungFu Zombies
Wearing a stiff wrist brace.
I’m managing like 12 typos per minute.
And 5 actual words in as much time.
It’s such fun being me.
This morning
Good news, bad news
Good news: after faffing around for a fortnight, I finally know what the fuck is wrong with my foot.
Bad news: I have a spur. And it’s still going to hurt like fuck for two more weeks.
Worse news: If it’s still hurting after said two weeks, I need to see a podiatrist, which is going to co$$$$$t.
Good news: The clever people in the medical industry make shoe inserts for people with spurs.
Bad news: They&
Read more »As the Drama Flies...
I usually name my mythical soap operas _All My [NOUN]s_, mad-lib style. But my life is definitely As the Drama Flies. And believe me, it’s flying pretty damn low, right now.
Got some expensive and some not-so-expensive stuff to try and train the hound not to chew shit he shouldn’t chew. Neither of said stuff is waterproof.
Gave selfsame stuff to Hubby and Mostly Shiftless. It hasn’t been seen since.
It rained.
Dog decided to
Read more »Disaster Cascade
I tripped on a chair, stubbed my toe, and completely bolloxed the heel of the same foot in the space of a few seconds.
In the process of hobbling to bed, I did something horrible to the opposite knee.
I need crutches just to get around, but before I got them, the rheumatism in both my wrists flared up and I needed to put my bracers on.
24 hours later, I’m not that much better.
My heel still hurts like
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