[Person #1]: (after describing the expedition) Won't be any fighting or danger, just research
[Person #2]: (who's seen this shit before) Yes, it will be totally safe. Nothing can go wrong. At least it won't be raining.
[Person #2]: You could just as well held up a sign that says "Fuck Murphy" on it, and expect less trouble. -- RecklessPrudence
"It's an exploratory mission into uninhabited territory. The entire system is incapable of hosting life. What could go wrong?"
"O Powers... you had to say it, didn't you?" Patty smacked her forehead. "Look. The universe hates people who ask rhetorical questions with clearly obvious and very painful answers. If you keep going on like this, your mission is going to be filed under 'mysteriously vanished without a trace'. Stop. Talking like that. Please."
"I do not understand," said the Ch'vothi named Grekz. "How can my utterances increase your risk assessment of this mission?"