YEAH
*waits for it*
[From Avengers #106, 1972.]
“Aww, car…”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA BEST.
“Aw, Satan.”
and it just keeps getting better and better :D
aaaaaaah
oh my god though somebody please
[Avengers #5, 1963]
…OK!
(Edited previous reply with extra panels and credit.)
Someone really should save skater boy over there.
It’s baaaaaaaack.
Satan got his revenge.
iT GOT SO MUCH BETTER HELP
I am no artist
New rule of the internet: Sooner or later, Homestuck will get involved.
Continued from yesterday:
Sara ducked around the corner and contacted the Professor.
“Trouble *again*, Sara?”
“Heap big bad juju,” she said. “And I suspect he’s a mutant like me.”
“Oh?”
“There’s certain physiological anomalies the average eye would miss,” she said. “He’s jumpy as all get-out, poor thing.”
“Tread *very* carefully. I’ll send Logan by, later, with the essentials.”
*
He
Read more »Scott beats Sara to the intellectual punch and DOESN’T crow about it.
[AN: my wrist is paining me, today, so therefore I drabble]
Scott came upon Sara in the garage, once again repairing her quirk-ridden scooter, Eileen. And, he had to note, cussing politely.
“Gluteus maximus!”
“Problems?”
“Recalcitrant gearbox, alas.”
Scott looked and briefly wondered how she couldn’t see her mistake. “You put that in backwards and upside-down,” he said,
Read more »Faber Castell’s 250 Year Anniversary (1761-2011) Art & Graphic Case
(x)why is there porn on my dash!?
there are children on this website
UNF.
That is some magnificent beauty of creation. I wish I could even get close enough to smell it. Mmmmmmmmm….
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Continued from yesterday:
“Sara isn’t ready for this kind of interview,” warned Doctor Philips. “She has a history of violent episodes and something like this might set her off.”
“We’ll be careful,” said Stabler.
“Her delusion about the rape would only receive justification if you mention the case you’re working on.”
“She was raped, too?”
“No, she’s still a virgin,” he answered.
Read more »Privilege, the halls of power and what drives those who wield it to deign it that way.
“Right,” said Bu'zaw, Earth’s new administrative assistant. “I’m trying to understand this. I am. Let me see if I have this straight.”
“Go on,” prompted Britanian Ambassador Winthrop.
“A relatively small percentage of the overall population have power over the larger percentage by means of building upon centuries of conquering and exploitation.”
“
Read more »A reunion of the tall woman and the future good guy at day 74 of the training course he pursued. Another nice guy makes an appearance.
Common belief tells us that it takes three months to make a good habit. And one to form a bad one. So far, he was on day 74. His third day back into the real world, with his new perspective on many of the problems that the ladies of the world encountered.
Most of them were
Read more »This must have happened during a blackout, but it’s been so long that I don’t remember writing it. Joy.
Anyway, now that I’ve finished transcribing it, here it is in all its unfinished glory(under the cut):
Disclaimer: X-Men: Evolution belongs to the Warner Brothers, Marvel, and anyone who owns them. Possibly Disney. Sara Louise Adrien and this story are mine. All cameos belong to their cameo owners. Please respect this poor author and don’
Read more »This is smut. This is smut written by a much younger writer.
You have been warned.
Disclaimer: TPTB won’t even want this one. Hell, if they knew I was writing it, they’d probably start legal action to make me stop. Odd for a company in a country that stands up for freedom of speech, no? Regardless, the characters are theirs, the twisted concept mine.
Summary: This is one of those ones that leap out at both author and
Read more »In the middle of a celebration,
With a new species,
While history repeats itself.
It had taken far too much work to get this far. Not the least of which was buying the right politicians so that the Storyland project could go ahead.
Genetic engineering had that kind of effect on people. Old stories like Frankenstein never truly go away. They just mutate in the subconscious and return in a new guise.
The Elves had been a hit. But then, they were
Read more »The conversation between Kelly and Duncan post meltdown due to Scott’s revenge.
“…fucking bitches…”
Kelly did some paperwork while he waited. This particular disturbance needed some analysis beyond, “This looks like Essel’s work.” No. Not Essel. Adrien, Sara Louise. She had things in her permanent record that escalated in complexity. This was the first time her MO had included co-conspiritors.
Co-conspirators Kelly noted, who had complained about Mr Matthews and had not
Read more »This time, Mayhem and I were spitballing and the topic of 3D printing came up with potential uses for the stuff.
There will come a time when it will be economically sane to create 3D printed furniture. We even figured out how such a furniture shop will work.
Firstly, you have to have the huge furniture-printing set-up in the window. On slow days, you can draw customers in by printing examples of the things you sell. On fast days, well… It&
Read more »I do not open any message that tells me I failed to send an email properly because I don’t send that many emails in the first place. Nor do I subscribe to any American emailing service because I’m not fucking American.
Secondly: it’s never going to work if I get 7000+ of the bastards because no human being alive can send that many emails in a day.
Fuck off and die in a fire.
Kind regards,
Read more »Show humanity’s reaction when they find out, after however long of xenopsychology study and then however long the knowledge takes to dissemminate to humans, that they are regarded as a species, insane. Both the “official” reaction, from the leaders of the species, and the unofficial reaction when the person on the street finds out.
(00065)
Earth’s reaction to the approaching fleet was predictable. The first parody images with popular, fictional, media space vessels were online within
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