Realm of the InterNutter

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Challenge #00856-B125: Just... Don't Ask

I’d ask what else could go wrong, but I think I’ve got quite enough happening as it is, thank you.

“Awright… awright…” the entity calling herself Shayde seemed to
be having difficulty with the sugar-coated and softened information they
had just told her. “I can deal wi’ this. I can… I can deal wi’ this. Wee bitty bits. Aye. Deal wi’ it in wee bitty bits.”

The attending
medtechs were watching her vital signs like hawks. As was Rael. Her heart rate was safely within panic realms, as was her adrenaline.

“I’m no’ on Earth, aye…”

Rael bit his tongue to stop himself echoing her ‘aye’. “Correct,” he said.

“I’m no’ in me own time…”

“Correct again.“

“It’s been five hundred years.”

“To our best estimates. Give or take a few decades.”

Redline panic. “How many is a few?” she wailed. And she wailed it in ancient Welsh.

“No
more than three.” He elected not to tell her that the error was more likely to be on the ‘give’ side, and that the Galactic Standard Calendar
had a really bizarre definition of ‘year’.

The entity known as Shayde got up and paced. “Plus or minus thirty years, what the fook…“ She flipped back to pre-shattering English. “I’m miles from Earth, aye?”

“Aye.” Damn it. “I mean, yes. You are.”

There was a soft sound and a flash of light, and the other entity of trouble incarnate was suddenly sharing the room. “I’m growing impatient.”

“Aw
fook off, Loki!” Shayde threw something at him. The entity known as Loki vanished before her missile had a chance to connect. “Great. Jus’
fookain great. I’d ask what else can go wrong, but I reckon I got more’n
enough on me plate.”

“Correct again,” said Rael. “And for the record, probability analysts have determined that the Universe really
hates the people who ask that kind of question.”

This instantly derailed her panic. “…oooh, can I look at the math?”

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littlereddo: zimmay: I've just been hit by the worst case of art theft in my life. My fan illustration, The Great Wave off Kanto, is being...

littlereddo:

zimmay:

I’ve just been hit by the worst case of art theft in my life. My fan illustration, The Great Wave off Kanto, is being sold on phone cases through some of the shadiest websites I’ve ever seen, and there’s nothing I can do to contact them.

Most of these sites have contact pages, but their emails bounce, their phone numbers are fake, and the American addresses they list show empty farms and fields on google maps. The

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It's 1AM and I can't sleep

Prepare for the chain-of-consciousness blither.

I’m on my phone so IDK how to put this through a readmore whatsit. Please forgive what might be a wall of text.

Feel free to skip this post.

It’s my third year of writing at a pro level and I have hit one FUCK of a hump. It’s been one hell of a year, this year. Almost like this book is doomed.

Or I’m cursed.

This year has

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Movie Rec: Tomorrowland

mumlymag:

Yes, yes. I know. It sounds like yet another movie based on a Disney ride. And we all still remember how Pirates of the Caribbean turned out.

But this one… does things a little differently.

And better yet, it shows evidence that Disney is learning from its past abominations mistakes.

For starters, it’s a girl’s hero-journey disguised as a guy’s. Viewers are supposed to think it’s all about George Clooney rather than the starry-eyed Britt Robertson’s.

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Challenge #00855-B124: One Dark and Stormy Evening in an Abandoned Subterranean Clank Lab

“Listen carefully,” they said. “This is absolutely true and not at all a desperate lie.”

Click-clack-clunk. “Previous data indicates that the organic will now lie. Subject… asks… that you do not.”

The human invader paused. “All right. Fine. I don’t want to be trapped in here.”

“Neither do I,” said Subject. “Subject wants… I need… my creator.“

Now the human narrowed their eyes. “You’re not the average clank… are you?”

Subject
looked down at the

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internutter:rubesdragon:justatouchofdeath:lazerprincessthis is a collection of her photos, drawings and her suicide note, this is so even if...

internutter:

rubesdragon:

justatouchofdeath:

lazerprincess

this is a collection of her photos, drawings and her suicide note, 

this is so even if her mom deletes her blog, everything is saved, 

her blog has already been removed and posts are being removed. dont stop reblogging this, dont let them silence us, dont let Leelah Alcorn be forgotten 

For the record - Leelah’s mother is a real asshat.

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Challenge #00854-B123: Ahead by a Nose

Child: Mommy! Mommy! I found a head! Can I keep it?
Mum: No, you can’t keep it. Now go and give it back to the gentlebot who lost it.
Child: They didn’t say “thank you”, Mommy.
Mum: Don’t worry about it, dear. Some people don’t know how to be polite after they’ve been decapitated.

[AN: We all know the gentlebots of steampoweredgiraffe​ are well-mannered enough thank peeps who help when they’ve lost their heads, so…

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I want to be evil...

I just made my own day, today. By being absolutely nasty to some viral vector in a call centre.

Okay. So you know those ass-hats who ring around trying to get you to install malware so they can “clean up” the viruses in your computer?

Well, I managed to tie one up for a good twenty minutes.

My method? I pretend to be dear old Dotty Matrice, who only has one computer. An Atari. Though she pronounces it “a tar eye”.

Every

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Challenge #00853-B122: Summons in Trouble

“…‘and thus do we condem the acts of the malevolent…’? Wait… MALEVOLENT? How dare they call me ‘malevolent’!”

“Yeah, if anything, you’re just incompetent.”

“…Of course, I – hey, who’s side are you on, anyway?!”

“Yours, of course, Master… but even you must admit that your experiments are… a little lacking.”

“Of course they are - they’re experiments. They exist so that I know what to do better next time.”

“But the cogniscent cheese, sir…”

“What?

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eldiablocabra:ladygolem:communist-witch:fabulouskillerkaraokequeer:Ok, so I saw a few people doing this, after they heard Leelah's monster...

eldiablocabra:

ladygolem:

communist-witch:

fabulouskillerkaraokequeer:

Ok, so I saw a few people doing this, after they heard Leelah’s monster of a mother was going to take down Leelah’s Suicide note, so I took pictures as well, because we can’t let this die, we can’t let it disappear.

staff why

staff how do you sleep at night 

If you want to see Leelah’s note and more, go here.

Ungentle reminder that Leelah’s mother effectively killed Leelah with

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