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Thoughts, stories and ideas.

5:04 AM

I did manage a half-hour nap.

Since then, I have been living vicariously through other peeps’ SPG concert footage.

I love that band so much, it hurts.

Everything I love is out of my reach.

Yeah. Beloved still isn’t home. Life sucks. And now my back hurts. I know it’s because I’ve been lying still too long… But moving lets the cold in.

I’m hungry but I don’t want to get up. It is cold beyond the doona.

I want back rubs and foot massages and food delivered to me and Beloved back to snuggle and all my worries to go away…

Sigh.

And while I’m wishing, why not wish for a billion dollars? That would make a lot of painful reality go away. And leave plenty for me to have some fun.

…grumble mumble whinge whine…

3:07 AM

Well, fuck.

Beloved is out working so late that it’s early. And I have the shittiest time sleeping alone.

My feet hurt. It’s cold. And I think I might need the nebuliser because I haven’t been looking after myself.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

And of course at 3AM I get thoughts like:

One day I will be problematic to somebody.

One day someone will dig up something I said in a previous decade that I cringe about even now.

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modmad: puhpuhtooie: neckreductionsurgery: postTED THE WRONG PICTURE ONLY SIX MORE PAGES TO GO the spine: breaking people since 1896 I...

modmad:

puhpuhtooie:

neckreductionsurgery:

postTED THE WRONG PICTURE

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ONLY SIX MORE PAGES TO GO

the spine: breaking people since 1896

I CAN REBLOG THIS BECAUSE I’M BACK HOME NOW AND asjdaksfnaskf god this is so awesome already.
Perfect straight man Spine act is perfect.

1) how the fuck old is this comic?

2) where can I see the rest of it?

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Warning to writers

path-wanderer:

lunamax1214:

rosey-buddy:

paranerdia:

While you are worrying about whether beta readers will steal your ideas, there is a more genuine threat on the horizon.

When offered a publishing contract, please do all your research before you sign. There are a number of fakes and scammers out there, as well as good-intentioned amateurs that don’t know how to get your work to a wide audience. I won’t tell the heartbreaking stories here - there are too many.

Being published badly

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peopleareaproblem: did you guys know about the Selfridges designer Minion line?because like...this mediocre sweatshirt is 175 pounds....

peopleareaproblem:

did you guys know about the Selfridges designer Minion line?

because like…

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this mediocre sweatshirt is 175 pounds. that’s aproximately 270 dollars. that’s pretty ridiculous, but at least it’s relatively wearable if you work in a kindergarten. probably very comfy.

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this white t-shirt? 50 pounds – 80 dollars for something that looks like merch you win at a movie theatre and maybe sleep in sometimes.

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a ridiculous hat? 305 – that’s 475 dollars. for that fucking hat. with the

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actjustly: Unarmed black teen William Chapman, killed by police officer who just came off suspension for killing.On April 22, the...

actjustly:

Unarmed black teen William Chapman, killed by police officer who just came off suspension for killing.

On April 22, the Portsmouth, Virginia, Police Department claimed that 18-year-old William Chapman was suspected of shoplifting from a local Walmart. Completely unarmed, he was shot in the face and killed by an officer with a record so heinous that it is criminal he was ever allowed on the force in the first place.

In a powerful report written by Jon Swaine of The Guardian

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Challenge #00893-B162: Perish the Thought

(Was trying to find the post that inspired this, but couldn’t)
Considering that literature professors, English teachers, and mandatory readings have managed to make Shakespeare boring, even with the subject material, jokes, innuendo, memorable insults everywhere, and masterful handling of it all, imagine the travesty that will be lessons on Discworld in a few centuries.

Time’s winged chariot… renders all things boring.

They were
doing the Pratchett section of English Lit, which was only slightly less
dull than the Victorian

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4chan Raid In Progress!!!!!!

lalalalovelylittlething:

4chan is about to raid #feminism, #ableism, #feminist, #fat acceptance, #patriarchy, #womyn of color, #misogyny, #pansexual, #lgbt, #lgbtia,  and probably other tags that they typically raid. They are going to post gore and other triggering material. They are additionally planning on posting a fake counterattack meme that urges tumblr users to “attack” 4chan by creating a *.bat file that executes “del c:/WINDOWS/system32″. If you are not tech savvy, know that this will corrupt your windows install and force you

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Challenge #00892-B161: Malevolent Dictatorship

Person #1: Y'know, despite the fact that we’ve been conquered by a mad scientist, you’ve got to admit at least they make the trains run on time.

Person #2: So the train /won’t/ be late?

Person #1: Might be a bit early. And on fire. With electricity flying off it. And a dark cloud of doom preceding it. And a strange, shrill laugh.

Person #3: You know, like the 11:25 one.

Say what you like about Mad
Doctor

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