There are dead snakes on the road. Somewhere in your line of sight is currently on fire. It’s perfect beach weather. Pack up the esky.
No matter which way you go to your destination, you will pass a dead possum.
You must put something inside your shoes when you take them off or there will be a spider in them in the morning. It’s too late. The spider is already there.
Drilling small children on the venomous things that live
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Someone finally asks a human why there is such a nigh-universal-among-the-species visceral reaction to an Oshit when seeing one up close for the first time.
Many scientific establishments hired Humans to conduct the more risky aspects of their experiments. Firstly, because the humans were tough enough to withstand the results. Secondly, because they were insane enough to want to repeat the experience.
They also used vermin as experimental animals.
“What ho, loony lizards,” said Cambry. She aimed a lazy salute at the
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