a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass
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Challenge #00715 - A350: The Truth is Out There
Assume the plane in prompt 00691 - A326 is the missing Malaysia Airlines plane, or another mysteriously vanishing flight. It finally lands on the planet and the pilots try to flag down a passerby to ask for directions home.
25th of May, 2003.
As soon as they were out of range, a party broke out on board.
“We did it!”
“WOO!”
“We got our own goddamn JET!”
Shrieks and whoops and general celebration lasted all of
Read more »screamingcolourswift: mustachemeowilovetroyler: Im setting my suicide date as January 13 2015 (my birthday) Since my friend doesnt have a...
Im setting my suicide date as January 13 2015 (my birthday)
Since my friend doesnt have a tumblr account, she says for every like (note) and reblog this gets i have to extend it a day. Please i know nobody is going to reblog or like this.
Never stop reblogging ever
Life is precious. Trust me on this.
Read more »Challenge #00714 - A349: One Thing in Common
Video Prompt!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4dT8FJ2GE0
6 people singing an Icelandic hymn in a German train station with excellent acoustics.
If there was one phrase Rael learned to dread, it was any variation on, “Let me get my axe,” from Ambassador Shayde. On one hand, it meant something historical was going to happen. On the other hand, it meant that she would gather crowds.
And there was always at least one who thought he was part of
Read more »fakespacegirl: Hate doesn't breed hate. Hate inspires anger in victims of hatred and that anger is called hatred to delegitimize it and...
Read more »Hate doesn’t breed hate. Hate inspires anger in victims of hatred and that anger is called hatred to delegitimize it and villainize people. If you wanna help people who are victims then first you gotta stop acting like they’re just as bad their oppressors and abusers.
Well, fuck.
Bad personal news below the cut
My Dad had a heart attack. His last.
He’s been beating the medical odds all his life, and this stupid thing gets him just days before Christmas.
I’m all kinds of illogical at the moment. Very understandable. And the one thing that’s sticking with me at this time is the fact that I’d got him another one of those joke-a-day calendars for Christmas.
Da loved jokes. Especially puns.
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Read more »Neil Harbisson’s TED Talk “I Listen to Colors” (I recommend checking it out first) is what inspired this submission idea, as did the phenomenon of synaesthesia. What if, somewhere in your Amalgam Universe, there was an alien race out there for whom normal perceptions of color and sound were not like humans, but color and sound were interrelated - fashion was chosen for how it sounded rather than how it looked, portraits were heard symphonies, and music and speeches could be
rocktopussy: becausebirds: Kiwi on a treadmill. well you can tell by the way i use my walk i'm a flightless bird i can only walk
Kiwi on a treadmill.
well you can tell by the way i use my walk i’m a flightless bird
i can only walk
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Available for pre-order on Smashwords! T'reka sighed as she put her books in order and reluctantly disposed of her former, almost-done...
Available for pre-order on Smashwords!
Read more »T'reka sighed as she put her books in order and reluctantly disposed of her former, almost-done presentations.
There would be no room for half-finished and never-to-be-finished projects on her expedition. But it still felt like she was tearing her own gizzard out.
She’d worked hard on each and every one of them… and she would never be allowed to complete them. As far as the Flock was concerned, all her contributions amounted to replicated data
Tumblr advertising its own enemy. Way to shoot yourselves in the foot -again- staff. …and I can’t even use Xkit 9_9
Tumblr advertising its own enemy.
Way to shoot yourselves in the foot -again- staff.
…and I can’t even use Xkit 9_9
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NOW AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER! “Ah,” he said. And, “Hm.” Shuffle shuffle shuffle. “Camouflaged base camp....
NOW AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER!
Read more »“Ah,” he said. And, “Hm.” Shuffle shuffle shuffle. “Camouflaged base camp. Camouflaged hide. Camouflaged clothing?”
“All the better to avoid any predators, should they be present,” she sang.
“Mrrmmph…” shuffle shuffle. “Hu'lu'a is sending most of this nonsense anyway. For science,” pronounced, something hated I must tolerate for the greater good. “We will deploy the basics and send clean food by drone. You will record
Challenge #00712 - A347: Jinge Bells, Santa Smells
Santa’s elves go union!
“Two! Four! Six! Eight! Hear us, Kringle, we can wait!” The chant filtered through the stained glass windows of the Head Office.
Kris Kringle, aka Santa Claus, aka The Jolly Elf of the North, was not that jolly. He was perspiring, despite the cold, and highly nervous. He cleared his throat seventeen times before he put his foot in his mouth with, “And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?”
The elves
Read more »girl-bear: shakeitupbebe: citoyenrebelle: I didn't know her, therefore Wikipedia: Lucy (or Lucia) Eldine Gonzalez was born around...
Read more »I didn’t know her, therefore Wikipedia:
Lucy (or Lucia) Eldine Gonzalez was born around 1853 in Texas, likely as a slave, to parents of Native American, Black American and Mexican ancestry.[1] In 1871 she married Albert Parsons, a former Confederate soldier. They were forced to flee from Texas north by intolerant reactions to their interracial marriage.
Described by the Chicago Police Department as “more dangerous than a thousand rioters” in the 1920s, Parsons and her husband had
yesthisisaaron: This is in the running for "worst thing I've ever drawn". @lyrical-ood Yo
This is in the running for “worst thing I’ve ever drawn”.
@lyrical-ood
Yo
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frantzfandom: look at this letter a police union head sent to a newspaper for running that cartoon all cops are bastards...and whiny...
look at this letter a police union head sent to a newspaper for running that cartoon
all cops are bastards…and whiny pissbabies apparently
Real talk: If I was anywhere near that newspaper, I would buy five copies a day just to spite those murderers.
In fact, you should. Just order five copies of this paper a day. And then write on every page “Stop murdering POC” and send each page, individually, to that particular lodge.
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