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Wisconsin GOP Passes Bill Banning Poor People From Buying Shellfish, Potatoes And Ketchup

Wisconsin GOP Passes Bill Banning Poor People From Buying Shellfish, Potatoes And Ketchup

weirdlet:

ayellowbirds:

isdchimera:

This is horrifying and gross, because the list includes:

  • Cranberry sauce and pie filling. (Poor people can forget about making dessert for Thanksgiving dinner.)
  • Creamed vegetables
  • Baked beans
  • Pickles
  • Pork and beans
  • Frozen veggies that come in packages featuring pasta, nuts, rice, cheese, or meats
  • French fries and hash browns
  • Sharp cheddar cheese, Swiss, and fresh mozzarella, shredded and sliced cheeses (except American cheese of course), cheese food, spreads, and products. Even Kosher cheese is banned unless you apply to get a specific check for it which basically could identify who the poor Jewish people are. (This is really gross and skeevy because of how this is isolating Jewish people and outing them.)
  • Canned peas and green beans
  • Albacore tuna, red salmon, and fish fillets
  • Bagels, pita bread, English muffins
  • White rice and wild rice
  • Taco shells
  • Almond, rice, goat, and soy milk.
  • Brown eggs and any eggs produced by cage-free or free range chickens, which basically helps corporate chicken farms
  • Several kinds of infant food
  • Anything in bulk
  • Anything organic or natural

This is horrifying. Many of the items on the list are things my family buys to save money, things that nearby stores on a regular basis will put on clearance but that have a long shelf life or can be frozen. The alternatives are much, much more expensive..

Can't like, must reblog. I- would really like to go through an average grocery store's inventory, and check off both everything that was previously disallowed from purchase with SNAP benefits, and the new list of banned foods. Then I want to sit down with a nutritionist and ask 'is this a diet on which a human being can survive, in the immediate or the long term? Much less a family of four? Is there nutritional benefit or detriment from eating exclusively what is on this list?'

Right off the bat, you've got a huge disadvantage for both diabetics and people with allergies who can't necessarily get along without either artificial sugar-free variants of foods or milk-or-protein variants. The thing with the Kosher stuff is skeezy beyond belief. They've removed a massive amount of both protein- and caloric bang-for-your-buck, which does nothing to help either the working poor who may be doing hard labor on insufficient fuel, nor the budget of either the person doing the buying or the tax-payers subsidizing whoever's product is getting bought.

This is- this is stark, staring ridiculous. This is of no benefit to those using the benefits, probably actively harmful, and in all ways seems to be meant as a punishment to those with the bad taste to be poor. I know being in Illinois I can't say we're much better in most aspects, but- seriously?

nek minit: "But it's so easy to eat healthy on a budget" diet-shaming posts.

You just watch.

The slime is strong with the GOP.

Pink Poison, the Surprising New Trend That's Saving Rhinos

Pink Poison, the Surprising New Trend That’s Saving Rhinos

geekhyena:

swedebeast:

boss-of-the-plains:

lalna:

shewillpunchyouintheface:

fluffmugger:

1) Does not hurt rhinos

2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability

3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught

4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base


Win. Win. Win. Win.

5) makes rhinos look adorable & fashionable

Considering as though it's part of some

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dantesbooty: I'm fully aware of the fact that it's a shot in the freaking dark but for my current school project I need to sell at least...

dantesbooty:

I’m fully aware of the fact that it’s a shot in the freaking dark but for my current school project I need to sell at least seven USB drives so if someone’s interested: this is a pack of four tearable USB drives, each 8GB (in total 32GB) which have been produced from 100% post-consumer recycled paper. The flash drives, named Gigs 2 Go are small enough to fit in your wallet and can be written on. The selling

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Challenge #00845-B114: Hearts Wild

The adventures of an Australian in the Everfree Forest.

[AN: The pony in this story has almost nothing to do with Steve Irwin and is a parody of several nature presenters and possibly Bush Tucker Man]

The Everfree Forest. A peculiar patch of land that has never needed a pony’s help to operate. The plants grow by themselves. The clouds have seeming autonomy. It’s whispered that the animals, there, eat each other.

It’s a dangerous place. Unsafe for the

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YO WRITERS

the-ackerman-queen:

Stop what you’re doing right now and go write 3 sentences of your story.

Every time you see this, write 3 lines.

Reblog so other writers will do the same, let’s finish these damn stories.

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Challenge #00844-B113: In Vino, Vastitas

Now, I’m not a philosopher, but I AM drunk at this moment, so I’ll attempt to discuss philosophy within my own limited eckshp- expewir- …Stuff.

“Na, na, na, na, na, na. Y’ can’t do that,” said his drunken mate. “There’s a rule, right? Anything you attempt drunk, right? Anything… you try t’ do drunk… ‘S gonna end in d’saster.”

“She’ll be right, mate,” said Kevin. “Ph’los’phy’s jus’ words, innit? Can’t

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Omfg what if you landed on a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come back to life from your remains and you just woke up after death in a random ass planet.



Wouldn’t it be even more amazing if your remains landed on a different planet, with no life, but an atmosphere, and the

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How to help an artist:

kinomatika:

solarprotagonist:

Ditch the like button

No, seriously. If you don’t have money to help out an artist financially, the second best thing is to reblog all the things you like. While liking it does tell the artist that “hey I really like this!” It does jack shit because the only ones who will see that are me and you.

Why do you think there are so SO many posts made by people that are literally summed down to “please reblog

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Challenge #00843-B112: Relics of a Previous Age.

I think that I’ve never seen anything so stupid and so practical in all my life.

They called it The Archive of Earth. A massive tomb devoted to the Twentieth Century. And Shayde had, through adventure and misadventure, inherited the lot.

“How much of this stuff is plastic?” wondered Rael.

“Uh. After the Twenties? Loads.” Shayde was particularly uninformative, unpacking the vaults and sorting random objects. The swarming Archivaas had left her to deal with everything they didn’t recognise. Which

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amandasucks:If you're a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any way it's still considered abuse and you're equally...

amandasucks:

If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of shit as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all fucking stupid. Sorry not sorry.

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christel-thoughts: thissbrowngrl: etherealmermaidmarrell: krxs10: YOUNG UNARMED BLACK MAN SHOT AND PARALYZED IN HIS NEIGHBORHOOD BY FAKE...

christel-thoughts:

thissbrowngrl:

etherealmermaidmarrell:

krxs10:

YOUNG UNARMED BLACK MAN SHOT AND PARALYZED IN HIS NEIGHBORHOOD BY FAKE COP FOR TALKING TO WHITE GIRL IN HIS CAR

On February 4, sitting in his own car in his own neighborhood, talking to a female passenger, Monroe Bird was shot in the neck by a security guard, Ricky Stone, a 52-year-old white man. The bullet pierced the C3 vertebrae in his neck. Standing 6 feet, 8 inches, Bird, a gifted athlete, is now unable to move

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Challenge #00842-B111: Complaints Department

Person who brought the bomb: ‘You’re genuinely offended by the fact that we didn’t bring big enough bombs?’
Person they were trying to blow up: ‘I’m offended by any job poorly done, but that’s not the prime issue.’

“You call that an explosion,” griped the target. Lord Bottomsbury. “You call that an explosion?”

“Er,” said Kieth, would-be assassin. “I thought it’d work?”

“Honestly. This is not the death I paid for.”

“I’m sorry, it’s my

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