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Challenge #00899-B168: Rule of Innocence

Murphy’s law of Babies: When you look away for two seconds and your child has absconded, it will invariably be found in whatever situation would cause the quickest messy death or most political upheaval if an adult were in the same situation.

Luckily children can get away with anything by virtue of being children, and will not be immediately vaporised for hiding behind Graknor, Conqueror of Galaxies’ legs.

Sahra let her toddler go so she could tuck herself back in. Poor little Amba was having trouble with her solids and the perpetual search for something she could chew - besides Sahra’s nipples - was ongoing and arduous.

It was the other reason she brought Amba with her, this Meet. So she could see the best of the Galactic doctors and finally, finally, figure out what was going wrong.

Nobody had commented about her temporary exposure. But then, she wasn’t the only ambassador nurturing their young.

Unfortunately, her young was the only one going straight up to a Level Six Deathworlder’s spiked-armour boots.

Klacid the Conqueror of H’radiss, ruler of worlds, devastator of enemies…. did not notice Amba until the tiny girl threw up on his shiny shoes.

He stopped, mid-speech, and picked up the child. Sahra, already halfway towards the scene, inadvertently blurted her baby’s name. It was bad form to interrupt an Ambassador’s  Introduction, but she wasn’t thinking clearly by then.

No mother at the Meet would blame her.

“What do you do, little scrap?” said Klacid the Conquerer. “This is the origin of the mighty humans?”

And then Amba grabbed hold of and bit his poking finger. Using all four of her sharp, new teeth.

Worlds could have died.

Sahra disengaged Amba with profuse apologies.

“Num num num,” said Amba. “Bas’da Numnum.”

O God… no. Sahra managed a pained rictus as she tried to retreat in a dignified manner to her appointed seat. Simy, one minute too late from running messages to the Mythos table, fielded Amba to place her in her playpen.

“She is a warrior,” crowed Klacid the Conqueror. “She has drawn blood before she has picked up her first weapon!” He roared with laughter. “These humans are admirable. I like them.”

It was only later that science would discover that H’radiss blood had an enzyme that Amba could not produce herself. Klacid merrily volunteered to bleed for her, and was very disappointed that the medtechs could not only synthesise the enzyme for Amba, but infect her with retrogenes that would fix the problem.

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Please note:

Everybody in the entire god-damned fucking world should subscribe to the Stuff Your Mom Never Told You podcasts.

I just watched 15 Ridiculous Products “For Women” and I can’t feel my ribs…

I love these peeps to bits.

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geekgirlsmash: spacegambit: krystallkitty: micdotcom: Watch: This revolutionary technology is changing the world for kids born without...

geekgirlsmash:

spacegambit:

krystallkitty:

micdotcom:

Watch: This revolutionary technology is changing the world for kids born without limbs 

That’s awesome and I’m sure its way cheaper than a prosthetic, but seriously it cannot be cheap to 3d print something that big…

this one 17 year old guy 3d printed an entire arm and shoulder for himself and it cost him $250

this seven year old girl got half an arm (just like lusie in the gifs) 3d printed and it only

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cryaotic: orchaeus: houseofthelionheart: houseofthelionheart: madqueenmomo: PLEASE DO NOT SUPPORT GUARDIANS OF ARCADIA.Remember when I...

cryaotic:

orchaeus:

houseofthelionheart:

houseofthelionheart:

madqueenmomo:

PLEASE DO NOT SUPPORT GUARDIANS OF ARCADIA.


Remember when I said I didn’t know what to do because someone was using my art for a game that I was never paid for were I did a VERY large portion of the art used? And I asked to please not use my art?

Well this was posted today.



As I posted in my other post about a month ago, I was invited to work on a game

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hail empresses of sci fi

buckycee:

stuffmomnevertoldyou:

divinedorothy:

sim0nbaz:

foxsan:

shuttersmiley:

sourcedumal:

jackthebard:

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl.
There are only fake geek boys.
Science fiction was invented by a woman.

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Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

Isaac Asimov.

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

If you want to

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Did you see what that Psycho Bitch did?

Did you see what that Psycho Bitch did?

A 16 yr old boy screamed this at me after I pushed his desk (which he was sitting in) so hard that it almost hit the wall. 

I warned this boy THREE TIMES to leave me alone. To leave my possessions alone. To stop putting his feet on my books which were under my chair. To stop putting his knees against the back of my chair and pushing, which rocked me back and forth.

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The SPG Fandom at the Moment

alexalexandermarksley:

Crystal Pepsi: [Announces comeback]

Fandom: Lol, hey Jon look, is our favorite fizz pop-powered automiton coming back? Lolzor Pls? 

Me: Guys, irl the actor quit the band. I want him back too but we all know that’s not ha-

Jon Sprauge: 

Fandom: 0o0!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: 0-0 …Jon?

Jon: >:3

Me: Jon Explain!?!?

Jon: [Raido Silence]

Me: JON!?!?!?

Fandom: [Screaming]

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Author Appreciation Week

biotictrash:

After seeing how successful Love Your Artist week was, and all the love that went around there, I thought it might be nice to keep some of that going, and do something cool, specifically for fic authors.

Fan fiction authors give so much to fandoms, whether they post fics once a day or once every couple of months. It takes a lot of effort and guts to not only write pieces, but to share them with the internet, however, they do

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Challenge #00898-B167: Rule of Cute

Observation: The more fragile a species is, the less danger it is in (physically) from the humans. The ones that can withstand them are treated aggressively and with much suspicion, and the dainty little ones are coddled and cooed over. And petted if the humans can get away with it.

[AN: Just FYI, not all Havenworlders are tiny. But loads of them are]

It should have been an ordinary shortcut. Just a quick dash home to pick up her LifeAlert bracelet. She

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Websites for when you want to:

nightvaliants:

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vandigo: bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill: one-lastmiracle: intangible-rice: When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was...

vandigo:

bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:

one-lastmiracle:

intangible-rice:

When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal

this actually happened to me during my math final and i didn’t think anything of it and when i was later admitted to the hospital my math prof was asking me ‘you didn’t have to take the final! why didn’t you

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ratpupnettletea: nolightsnopeople: http://www.youcaring.com/clara-379612This fundraiser is for our friend Clara and her immediate need to...

ratpupnettletea:

nolightsnopeople:

http://www.youcaring.com/clara-379612


This fundraiser is for our friend Clara and her immediate need to leave her current living situation with her abusive and trans-misogynistic family in Venezuela, where she has no support and is under scrutiny and emotional attack daily.  She has a home and community here in North Carolina, but no way of affording the cost of a passport, Visa, and flights here not to mention immigration costs. This fundraiser is an attempt to get things

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CLICK HERE to support Stand with Monica to complete her education

CLICK HERE to support Stand with Monica to complete her education

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

This fund raiser isn't even at 10%. Please spread this.

"Donate if you believe in the power of education. Donate if you believe in human rights. Donate if you are a friend. Donate if you are a social worker. Donate if you are a student. Donate if you believe that the ASU School of Social Work should never have participated in the arrest of one of its own

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