Crystal Pepsi: [Announces comeback]
Fandom: Lol, hey Jon look, is our favorite fizz pop-powered automiton coming back? Lolzor Pls?
Me: Guys, irl the actor quit the band. I want him back too but we all know that’s not ha-
Me: 0-0 …Jon?
Me: Jon Explain!?!?
Jon: [Raido Silence]