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breakfastburritoe: are piggy banks shaped like pigs because its a metaphor for the greed of capitalism Actually it's a pun.Way, way back...

breakfastburritoe:

are piggy banks shaped like pigs because its a metaphor for the greed of capitalism

Actually it’s a pun.

Way, way back when English was a simpler language, the people used to save their spare coins in containers made of really cheap clay called ‘pyg’.

It wasn’t long before someone thought of the joke of shaping them like its phonetic counterpart. Though early models didn’t have the holes in the belly for the cork and, if you wanted

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Challenge #00894-B163: The Unexpectables!

Beauty, brains and brawn. The traditional makeup for any team. Have fun.

There’s hundreds of ways to be a hero. And more than one way to be a heroic team…

Munashe finished the delivery forms for her auction winnings. An entire library of childrens’ books from a now-defunct school. Purchased for a dollar from a government auction because nobody was interested in buying things from a school.

The story books were going to a children’s hospital. The educational stuff

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5:04 AM

I did manage a half-hour nap.

Since then, I have been living vicariously through other peeps’ SPG concert footage.

I love that band so much, it hurts.

Everything I love is out of my reach.

Yeah. Beloved still isn’t home. Life sucks. And now my back hurts. I know it’s because I’ve been lying still too long… But moving lets the cold in.

I’m hungry but I don’t want to

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3:07 AM

Well, fuck.

Beloved is out working so late that it’s early. And I have the shittiest time sleeping alone.

My feet hurt. It’s cold. And I think I might need the nebuliser because I haven’t been looking after myself.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

And of course at 3AM I get thoughts like:

One day I will be problematic to somebody.

One day someone will dig up something I said in a previous decade that I cringe about even now.

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modmad: puhpuhtooie: neckreductionsurgery: postTED THE WRONG PICTURE ONLY SIX MORE PAGES TO GO the spine: breaking people since 1896 I...

modmad:

puhpuhtooie:

neckreductionsurgery:

postTED THE WRONG PICTURE

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ONLY SIX MORE PAGES TO GO

the spine: breaking people since 1896

I CAN REBLOG THIS BECAUSE I’M BACK HOME NOW AND asjdaksfnaskf god this is so awesome already.
Perfect straight man Spine act is perfect.

1) how the fuck old is this comic?

2) where can I see the rest of it?

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Warning to writers

path-wanderer:

lunamax1214:

rosey-buddy:

paranerdia:

While you are worrying about whether beta readers will steal your ideas, there is a more genuine threat on the horizon.

When offered a publishing contract, please do all your research before you sign. There are a number of fakes and scammers out there, as well as good-intentioned amateurs that don’t know how to get your work to a wide audience. I won’t tell the heartbreaking stories here - there are too many.

Being published badly

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peopleareaproblem: did you guys know about the Selfridges designer Minion line?because like...this mediocre sweatshirt is 175 pounds....

peopleareaproblem:

did you guys know about the Selfridges designer Minion line?

because like…

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this mediocre sweatshirt is 175 pounds. that’s aproximately 270 dollars. that’s pretty ridiculous, but at least it’s relatively wearable if you work in a kindergarten. probably very comfy.

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this white t-shirt? 50 pounds – 80 dollars for something that looks like merch you win at a movie theatre and maybe sleep in sometimes.

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a ridiculous hat? 305 – that’s 475 dollars. for that fucking hat. with the

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actjustly: Unarmed black teen William Chapman, killed by police officer who just came off suspension for killing.On April 22, the...

actjustly:

Unarmed black teen William Chapman, killed by police officer who just came off suspension for killing.

On April 22, the Portsmouth, Virginia, Police Department claimed that 18-year-old William Chapman was suspected of shoplifting from a local Walmart. Completely unarmed, he was shot in the face and killed by an officer with a record so heinous that it is criminal he was ever allowed on the force in the first place.

In a powerful report written by Jon Swaine of The Guardian

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