Tuesday, Day 0, Patreon

Plague news:

  • 9 518 new cases
  • 81 581 total active cases
  • 440 in hospital
  • 21 in the ICU

Vax news:

  • 44 113 001 national total vaccines nationally
  • 8 552 797 total vaccines in Queensland
  • 18 354 vaccines given yesterday in Queensland

I've said it before, but I really miss the infographic. Ugh.

I have Patreon nonsense to post, editing to do, and I aim to make myself tag some firkin stories. Yes, folks, my editor is back in business. Huzzah.

Also dungeoning later in the day. Yay.

Baby steps.

In the news:

  • Snowflake Tennis Star continues to Snowflake
  • Plague may have been rattling about before the news of it and it escaped
  • Snowflake's parents appeal to Her Majesty. I hope Her Majesty tells them to shut up, take their vaccines, and fuck off
  • Chicken shortage spells changes for KFC
  • Government warns public not to swarm for Rapid Antigen Tests. Public continues to swarm for Rapid Antigent Tests...
  • Snowflake's supporters threaten to riot 9_9
  • Western Australia PM warns that life is going to get difficult. Us: "Going?"
  • Nurse catches the plague for a second time
  • Close encounter with a whale
  • Shark sighting shuts down Sydney beach
  • Plague could be here for another decade. Shoot the fucking Knomiras with GD vax darts
  • New variant combines Delta and Omicron
  • Crypto drops once more
  • Goodest doggo leads cops to scene of owner's crash

Streaming soonish.