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Challenge #00054: Appreciation

The unfortunate incident at the art exhibit hosted by the woman and the helper dog.

Rael never saw the point of clothes that existed just to be seen in. Nevertheless, he pretty much *had* to wear his dressiest JOAT coat and neatest clothing for this. Shayde, on the other hand, took to Show like a duck to water.

He knew for a fact that she had spent most of the day in a salon getting her hair turned into the fabulously interesting gordian knot with some decorative bells for the courtesy of the visiting Meeyahndans also visiting the exhibit. Therefore, how she got into the black glittery dress with no visible means of support was a mystery.

Black did not blend in, tonight. It showed up her obsidian flesh to its best. Rael suspected some of her scientifically un-refutable ‘magic’ was involved.

The exhibit was entitled simply Julie. It was a Julie in rainbows, with a heart on one side and a dog’s paw-print on the other.

“This is th’ kid wi the doggy helper, yeah?” she murmured.

Once again, Shayde had managed to grasp all of the less-than-politically-correct key elements and mash them into one sentence. “Julie is the same physical age as yourself,” said Rael, diplomatically keeping his observations about mental/psychological age to himself. “She had an erratic reaction that left her… developmentally trapped. Her parents still have to work, and where they work is inherently dangerous for someone like Julie. Nanny the dog is an Augment who is also a full-time companion. Together, they make one functional being.”

“We’re still goin’ tae a gallery hosted by a girl and her dog.”

Rael winced. “Please don’t say that out loud again…”

The doors finally opened, allowing guests to enter with the faintly melodious chiming of bells. Even Rael had chosen to wear a bell-anklet for the occasion.

Meeyahndans did not like people sneaking up on them.

For five minutes, Shayde had no other comment but, “Aaaahhh…” or “Wow…” and all was at peace.

Rael should have known it would never last.

He heard Julie’s rapid-fire monotone. “I don’t want him in here. He makes me feel bad.”

Nanny’s quieter rote phrases, “We must be polite. We have guests. We keep our voices down.”

“Na-neee… he’s nasty.”

Shayde got involved, as she always did, by following the conversation to its source and sticking her metaphorical nose right in it.

“What’s goin’ on then?”

Julie, resplendent in rainbows and frills, pointed to an otherwise staid looking gentlemen bearing chocolates and flowers. “I don’t like him, he’s not really nice. And he won’t go away.”

Rael arrived just in time to see Shayde’s bioluminescent eyes flare red. He didn’t know what she saw with her 'true lights’, but he knew it angered her.

Shayde put on a smile that could shame a shark. “Let me guess. Ye’ve come here tae declare yuir love fer Julie where everyone can see and hear, yeah?”

“Shaydethere'snoneedforthissecurity'sonitsway,” Rael managed.

But she was currently ignoring him. She was holding the gaze of the staid man in the nice suit.

“I do love Julie,” he said. “With a power beyond the stars.”

“And ye cannae ken tha’ no means no.”

“My love will not be denied. Her lips say 'no’, but I know her heart says 'yes’.”

Julie found solace in Nanny’s arms. Nanny, confused by it all, had reverted to repeating, “Good-girl. Good-girl,” over and over again.

“That’s funny, I’ve never heard a heart talk. What do they sound like?”

“Pleasedon'taskhimifhismothercansew…” begged Rael.

“George Takei,” said the man.

“Yer hilarious,” Shayde deadpanned. “And I understand gettin’ physical aboot all this is vastly inappropriate. It’ll spook th’ Meeyahndans.”

Okay. This was new.

“But I don’t have tae touch ye t’ teach you a lesson.” She theatrically gestured with one manicured hand.

The man, chocolates, flowers and all, vanished into his own shadow with a faint tingling of his own bells.

“Shayde…” Rael warned. “Security would like to have someone to arrest…”

Julie, meanwhile, was cheering, applauding and jumping up and down.

Shayde curtsied with a, “M'lady. If ye’ll excuse me, I have some trash to throw out.”

Rael followed her as she sauntered towards the doors. Watched in fascination as she put her hand in to her own shadow and pulled the man out.

He was now visibly distressed, and looked like he’d been dragged backwards through a hedge. The flowers and chocolates dropped from his nerveless fingers and shattered on the floor.

“…they wanted to eat me…”

“You’ve just met the things from yer own darkness,” said Shayde. “The best way to get rid of them is start with a confession. Get treatment. And if ye cannae completely get rid of 'em, at least make 'em do somethin’ constructive. An’ no more botherin’ little girls, ye got it?”

“…they wanted to eat me…”

“He’ll get it.”

Rael boggled. All things considered, a punch in the face might have been kinder.

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Challenge #00054: Underground

Evoverse: Sara encounters the Morlocks.  Up to you what happens next, but I am genuinely curious *chinhands*

Cold. Wet. Hurt.

Okay. Alive. Alive is always good. Remember the three O’s. Objective, Orientation, Orders.

Objective. Um. Getting out of here would be nice.

Orientation. It’s dark. Way too dark. Wind-up lantern in right hip-pouch. Get it. Wind it up. Find out where one is. Find out the damage.

Ow. That was going to hurt when she warmed up.

Orders&

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Challenge #00053: Cry Me a River

The cacophony of circumstances that allows Storm to discover Scott Summers indeed crying over spilled milk.

Ororo woke when she heard the smash. Air currents in the mansion had not changed, so no-one had broken in. Yet someone was roaming about, all the same. She summoned a ball of lightning as an improvised lantern and set it safely above her head so she could see what was going on.

Professor, sound asleep. Logan was out on one of his roaming quests, so

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InA-WithA-WhileA

In a- alley!

With a- small dog!

While a- dark elf curses!

(#00052)

The right hand rule, Drixxt was certain, was leading him in circles. His native ability for navigating in the dark, being a Dark Elf, was failing him because this place, despite being allegedly on the surface had levels of darkness below and beyond[1] the levels of ‘stygian’. Drixxt suspected this was the sort of darkness you got before light had come by to make things all

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Challenge #00051: The Perils of Temporal Interference

In-a: Ancient Greece/Rome (your choice, but traveler is stuck with no way of returning to home time)
With-a: Time Travel Cheat Sheet (link #1, link #2, or just Google Image Search Time Travel Cheat Sheet)
While-a: Citizen is being obstructionistBonus if you show the aftermath, and how half-remembered History lessons and the cheat sheet avoided the Dark Ages

It should have worked. It was perfectly calculated down to the second.

But Evan had forgotten about planetary motion through time. He was

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the weekend larp involved pirates vs. astronauts, snow, and weaponised fruit, so here are some prompts inspired by real events.

1. Suddenly, a watermelon.

2. “A pineapple, perfect! The cardboard warriors have almost reached the second staircase and we need ammunition. Now hand me my gunana.”

3. The Nerf Gun Wars of ‘06

(#00050)

“Pew! Pew!”

“Pew! Pew! Pew!”

“Shayde, what the flying flakk–?”

She grinned from behind her cardboard visor. She was using a banana as an imaginary gun and apparently shooting by saying, “Pew!”

“War games,”

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Challenge #00049: Wrecking the grade curve

The Scooter Conspiracy is defeated, albeit temporarily, when educator Scott correlates grade reduction with youth pranks of exuberance. Storm makes an appearance.

“You’ve all heard the news. Sara Louise Adrien and Mortimer Thaddeus Toynbee are now officially engaged, an item, and allowed to go out. With my blessing.” Scott cleared his throat. “This has not stopped what is known as the Scooter Conspiracy from continuing to target me as a favoured victim in your pranks.”

The

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Challenge #00048: The Fall of Matthews

From Duncan’s perspective, show the victory of Scott and how he achieved it. Todd, Kelly and Graydon Creed make appearances. Jean laughs at Duncan as she dumps him. Duncan eats crow and gags.

“Damnit. Where the fuck are my pants?”

Duncan had got his clothes on in the order they came to him. In this case, that meant his shirt, coat and a pair of heart-pattern boxers that, though his size, were not his style.

And since it

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Challenge #00047: Weather the weather.

An apple, a surfboard and a typhoon. Somewhere in the story.

“This,” said Rael, “is not typical English weather.”

“Naw, it’s a wee bitty rough,” said Shayde. This was supposed to be her holiday ‘home’. Now they were stuck in a hotel and glaring at the weather. “Even fer Wales.”

“It’s raining sideways. It’s sleeting sideways. This is a bit more than a 'wee bitty

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Challenge #00046: Daring Rescue

Edward Kelly moments after meeting Magneto for the first time.

{Bamf!}

Edward Kelly swallowed his last meal back down and tried to think of anything but the taste of bile and stomach acid.

“Welcome to the three D’s of teleportation, Principal Kelly,” said a blurred figure that was somehow all shades of aqua. “Dizzyness, disorientation and debilitating nausea.” The figure held something under his nose.

The scent of citrus assaulted him, but at least it made

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Challenge #00045:

The first press conference of newly elected state senator, Scott Summers, in which he tries to explain how someone who sees only red can govern those with full vision. Hard questions are asked by both reporters and Duncan Matthews, himself the newly elected leader of the FOH and sporting IRA styled terrorist backup.

“How can you claim to have a far-reaching vision when all you can see is red?”

Gah. Dumb question #3. Again. State Senator Scott Summers kept his

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Challenge #00044: Trial of Error

End with this sentence: “Failure had become the only way he knew he had actually tried.”

Rael could not believe in his makers. He had, after all, witnessed them sleeping in the labs, relieving themselves, and skimming the news over morning stimulants and breakfast.

It was hard to worship anything when you’d seen them with food dribbling down their chin.

It was even harder to believe in anything when they were testing and training you at the same

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Challenge #00043: Time is Money

Time currency and exchange rate issues.

The clerk looked up from the pile of gold coins. “What are these?”

“Quatloos,” said Emris. “My savings. For this holiday.”

“Ah.” The clerk began typing. He was rather handsome for a lizard. With an impressive crest jammed under his ridiculous hat. “I have fifteen planet systems with variations on the Quatloo… Where are you from?”

“Greater Deregulation.”

“Ah.” This time,

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Challenge #00042: Life's Great Mystery

Scott wins a bet with Logan and he divulges wisdom from the mount, including and especially how to get the better of Duncan with his mind and not his fists or powers, with Todd offering to help as an olive branch of peace.

“Told you I could do it.” Scott panted. “Pay up. Enlighten me.”

Logan made a lazy gesture indicating an otherwise neglected bench in Xavier’s extensive gardens. He was never much for talking, even

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Challenge #00041: The Noodle Incident(s)

There was that one time with the limes, the rhododendron hedge and the grand piano that all parties agreed never to speak of again…

Oh, the potential for each of these. I don’t know which universe to play with. So I’ll play with all of them :)

Amalgam Universe

There is a certain genius for mischief. People who possess it are generally pranksters and the geniuses at it can make their chosen victims laugh at their own predicament.

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