They warned us about AI, aliens, the government... but nobody expected the ducks. -- TheDragonsFlame
"That's not exactly true," said one of the survivors. "Alfred Hitchcock tried, but it didn't quite get there."
Sandy fed another page of a glossy magazine to the guttering flames as she tried to work this out. "You mean The Birds?"
"That was full of crows and seagulls and pigeons, though."
"Yeah, well. Ducks are hard to be believable as a threat. Or they were."