"How did the cat get inside a locked cupboard?"
"It's an incomplete Schrödinger." -- Anon Guest
Krissk stared at his Human companion. "How is a thought experiment on the nature of the Uncertainty Principle at all related to the presence of a feline in a locked box with no other exits?"
Human Jan said, "It's because of the Uncertainty Principle that cats can teleport," with a completely straight face. "That's how they get into places and things that they physically should never be able to get into."
Krissk was already composing a post on this conversation for the infonets. "I do not understand this chain of illogic, Jan."