Idea!
How about we all ask the tumblr staff for the most useless updates we can think of?
That way, in order to piss us off, they have to give us the useful things.
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Challenge #00663 - A298: Brawk?
T’reka meets a chicken
Her heart was already pounding as she scuttled from hiding place to hiding place in the human settlement. Their buildings were partially subterranean. Though some sat above the ground. Far above the ground. On a pole.
T’reka almost had a coronary when one of the residents of the strange little house said, “Cake?”
She remembered her breathing, and watched as her vital signs returned from red-lines. Only then, did she investigate.
“Cake… cake… sweet-sweet-sweet.”
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Challenge #00662 - A297: Bad Instincts
The most ridiculously evolved trait of a human: The itchiness of newly healed skin.
“This area is almost finished repairing. I now have the unbearable urge to claw at it.”
The human in the next bay was rubbing at her bandages. She was rubbing with her knuckles and grimacing.
“Most people use talon for scratch,” said Pu'rii, edging a little further away from the human. Well. As far as she could get on a not-so-spacious hospital bed.
“
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I’m nearing completion of my second year’s worth of doing instant stories. I’m “looking forward” to another spate of wrist-crippling editing so I can get 366 [it’s a leap year of instants, this time] stories collated, corrected, indexed and ready to rock and roll, come early 2015.
The thing is… I’m not sure if it’s worth it.
One Year of Instants has had seventy-four downloads. Seventy four.
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thecutestofthecute: If anyone is ever feeling sad today here is a tiny puppy being tickled. Feel better soon friends.
Read more »If anyone is ever feeling sad today here is a tiny puppy being tickled.
Feel better soon friends.
Challenge #00661 - A296: Strange Encounters
Pre-Amity, a human and other cogniscient get stuck in some relatively small space together, say a room that both find out the hard way only opens from the outside. Rescue is on its way, but until then…
They tell some pretty wild tales in Scavenger Bars. This is just one of them…
Hor'tik had been stripping wire. It had been a long trip already and it was that or mass credit. If he stayed out any longer, he’d have
Read more »These are eight cells of a 64-cell page I made. All of those bitly links lead to one of the stories I have on Smashwords for free. Those...
These are eight cells of a 64-cell page I made. All of those bitly links lead to one of the stories I have on Smashwords for free.
Those stories are:
I printed five pages, and trimmed them into four-cell strips along the rows, and now have them in a little nest in case of haloweenies who can’t have sugar.
And if they can’t read, either,
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davidmichaelbennett: Here's a solo recording I did in my free time that I shared with Engineer-eteers awhile back.It's not a Steam Powered...
Not necessarily needing to go Night Vale on this one...
To truly understand, you must look inside yourself, look deep into your heart… no, no, you’re too far down, that’s your liver, try a bit more up and to the left… ah, there you go.
(#00660 - A295)
[An: But it’s so very very Night Vale…]
“Excuse me, but my species is not transparent.”
“You’re transparent to my eyes.”
“Eugh… Sorry. Uhm… We find our internals to be
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My dash did a thing
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