Realm of the InterNutter

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Arizona pyrope garnets occur in a remote section of the Navajo Nation in Arizona. The gems have never been mined commercially because there aren’t enough of them.  The entire world supply of these gems depends on those living nearby who collect a few stones after the occasional rainstorm and trade them at local stores.

This gem is most commonly called “ant-hill garnet” because they are “mined” by ants. Ants find the garnets while digging their anthills, drag them out, and discard them on the surface.
It’s wonderful to imagine the ants being SO FRUSTRATED at all these stupid crystals getting in the way of their work.
Makes you wonder what humans discard that an alien species would see as valuable.

(#00725 - A360)

Pebbyxx Brokk, the sign read. Assorted Liquids.

Cho'desh, already in a mind to browse, wandered inside. There were tanks, of course. Clear plexisteel and, for the more active liquids, solid glass, showed the interested customer the contents.

What almost startled Cho-desh out of her skin was the acids. She half expected them to be bubbling, but they just sat there. They didn’t even look evil.

“Uric acid,” she read, and then backed away.

“It’s quite safe,” soothed the shopkeep, presumably Mx Brokk. “That’s three centiUnits of solid glass, behind a repelling shield guaranteed to deflect even the most aggressive blows.”

“Why do you even have that?”

“Asteroid miners use it to dissolve worthless carbon,” explained Brokk. “It’s quite profitable and worth the trip.”

“Trip?”

“Oh yes. I found a little wormhole that leads to the outer reaches of this boring yellow star system. The cogniscents there are just entering the space age and they flush this,” a friendly knock on the container, which made Cho'desh flinch unconsciously, “into the higher atmosphere. I buzz the planet a few times and pick up their rejects. They’re none the wiser.”

“For that?”

“Dear Cogniscent… I get two Hours a miliUnit. And that’s for the super-condensed crystalline form. Then I sell them the purified water at an Hour a Standard Liquid Unit. How could I not pay attention to such profit?”

“And they just… dump it?”

“It’s waste to them,” Brokk shrugged. “Can I interest you in some more -ah- amenable liquids?”

“Thank you, but… no. I’m in exploration mode.”

Brokk nodded understanding and wished her a good day.

Cho'desh spent the rest of her day wondering what sort of creature would just throw away something as dangerous and valuable as uric acid.

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Challenge #00724 - A359: Technobabble

From a forum conversation on technobabble: “we’re running low on pixie dust and the containment breach can’t hold any more rabbits so the ship is going to explode from thermal expansion and kill us all”

Responded to with: “Pfft, everyone knows pixie dust is self-containing.”

They called it the Ark.

“So… you got all the StarMetal that was ever made, and turned it into… this?”

“There’s also magically re-enforced Dweomer Steel. It’

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tomagogirl: Has fanfiction had a positive impact on your life? If fanfiction has been positive in your life in anyway, from finding...

tomagogirl:

Has fanfiction had a positive impact on your life?

If fanfiction has been positive in your life in anyway, from finding representation to honing your writing skills, reblog this. 

If fanfiction has had a negative impact on your life reblog this

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minami-michaelis: marapetsrules: condescendingchristian: glossylalia: athenasaurus: marsandry: caityycatt: thedailyfeed: Ever wonder...

minami-michaelis:

marapetsrules:

condescendingchristian:

glossylalia:

athenasaurus:

marsandry:

caityycatt:

thedailyfeed:

Ever wonder how dinosaurs got it on? These bizarre scientific scenes — by an illustrator who worked with Halstead — imagine how the 30-ton prehistoric behemoths had sex.

I’m sorry, but why? Who does this?

These people are perverts, they really put a lot of thought into the faces.

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Yo, the lady brontosaurus is UNIMPRESSED.

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i just reblogged dinosaur porn, congratz this blog is finally complete

i´m done with this site


Rule 34 strikes

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moriartys: I wanted to make a post about Leelah Alcorn but I lack the requisite words to describe how I feel. But this is exactly what it...

moriartys:

I wanted to make a post about Leelah Alcorn but I lack the requisite words to describe how I feel. But this is exactly what it should be like. Leelah’s death is a heartbreaking tragedy and it should leave everyone speechless. That being said, however, we cannot simply sit back and mourn her by reblogging text posts and saying how messed up this is. In her note, she said that she wanted her death to mean something. So please, help

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Did you know? You can read all about one innocent explorer’s close encounter with these dangerous creatures in The Amity...

Did you know? You can read all about one innocent explorer’s close encounter with these dangerous creatures in The Amity Incident!

Buy this book! Your survival depends on it!

READ! The thrilling tale of T'reka the Inquisitive!

THRILL! At the baffling and bizarre habits of humans!

FUND! This impoverished author so ze can afford to write more thrilling adventures!

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Dragons need better PR agents.

“Hmrph… but that’s how it always is, isn’t it? Just because they have so many prolific bards and scholars in their employ, they think they get the rights to dictate how everyone else is seen by the future generations - they don’t even TRY to ask my opinion… I’ve got scales on my butt older than their eldest king, and they still think they know more about my kind than I do… Humans are utter idiots.”

Catlike,

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NEW VIRUS FOUND!!

traveler-trevor:

Someone submitted a link but it’s actually a virus. I clicked it because I thought it was something Photoshop related as it was submitted to YeahPs. It sent me to a page saying:

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whatever you do, don’t click it or log in because it deletes your blog. my friend opened it and logged back in.

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The person who is spreading this is someone called ”lastinganime”.

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reblog this and spread awareness!

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Challenge #00722 - A357: Food That Sings

http://callmegallifreya.tumblr.com/post/104613467865/the-magical-crawdad-mmolio-funkocide

“asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal”

“sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them”

“well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal”

“Asexual mermaids being really pleased when an asexual sailor begins singing baritone counterpoint.”

They usually didn’t pay attention to the wooden things that floated on top of their

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rainamermaid: iamaleximusprime: mandopony: ask-dr-knockout: To ALL those artists out there who take commissions and sell their art of...

rainamermaid:

iamaleximusprime:

mandopony:

ask-dr-knockout:

To ALL those artists out there who take commissions and sell their art of any type this is for you! If anyone ever tries to argue with your prices show them this! Take pride in your work! Never settle for anything less then what you believe to be a fair price for the efforts and passion you pour into your work.

YOU ARE WORTH IT!

Seconding this SO hard right now.

I’ve known of so many artists

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