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Challenge #00661 - A296: Strange Encounters

Pre-Amity, a human and other cogniscient get stuck in some relatively small space together, say a room that both find out the hard way only opens from the outside. Rescue is on its way, but until then…

They tell some pretty wild tales in Scavenger Bars. This is just one of them…

Hor'tik had been stripping wire. It had been a long trip already and it was that or mass credit. If he stayed out any longer, he’d have to siphon air from the hulks, and that could get messy if the mother species felt protective.

But some primitive species paid good trade for gold, and one never knew one’s luck.

But when she came across another scavenger in a dead-end chamber, and the only door shut and locked behind her… she knew that luck was bad.

The other scavenger was human!

Remembering her training, Hor'tik dropped the tools in her hands and showed the open palms to the human. Digits splayed.

The human did the same.

It was a very long, very quiet, very tense space of time. Hor'tik very slowly opened her comms to all frequencies.

“I know you can’t understand a word I’m saying,” she said in a soothing voice. “But if I say it in a calm and rational tone, there’s a chance you’ll understand I don’t mean you any harm.”

From the sound of things, the human was saying the same thing. But by the gestures towards the only door, she could guess the human wanted out.

“Fine. Okay. I’m taking my things…” Hor'tik dragged them along the floor. Out of the way.

There was no handle on the inside of the door. And it was a re-enforced chamber designed to stop anything from breaking in. Not a survival room. A safe.

They’d both locked themselves inside a safe.

But that didn’t stop the human from attempting to cut the bulkhead around the door. Which was ridiculous. There was no way any tool known to intelligent kind could–

The human was making progress!

“If anyone can hear me, I am trapped in a locked room with a human… and it’s helping me. It’s cutting our way out.”

“Hor'tensss,” said the human, banging its suit’s chest.

“Hor'tik,” said Hor'tik, copying the gesture.

By the time help arrived, the human had gone back to whence it had come.

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These are eight cells of a 64-cell page I made. All of those bitly links lead to one of the stories I have on Smashwords for free. Those...

These are eight cells of a 64-cell page I made. All of those bitly links lead to one of the stories I have on Smashwords for free.

Those stories are:

I printed five pages, and trimmed them into four-cell strips along the rows, and now have them in a little nest in case of haloweenies who can’t have sugar.

And if they can’t read, either,

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Not necessarily needing to go Night Vale on this one...

To truly understand, you must look inside yourself, look deep into your heart… no, no, you’re too far down, that’s your liver, try a bit more up and to the left… ah, there you go.

(#00660 - A295)

[An: But it’s so very very Night Vale…]

“Excuse me, but my species is not transparent.”

“You’re transparent to my eyes.”

“Eugh… Sorry. Uhm… We find our internals to be

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OK I'm a bit ticked off...

Mayhem’s school is supposed to have this rule where if the temperature hits forty degrees, celcius, they send the kids home because it’s too blippin’ hot.

It was 39 degrees when I arrived at two in the afternoon.

Which meant that it had to be hotter in the middle of the day.

Mayhem’s classroom is an oven at the best of times, and today definitely qualified as the worst of them, what with the blast-furnace

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Reblog this if it's OK if I do drawings of your Character and send them to you.

thebladebanes:

warchiefvoljin:

alistairweekend:

doppelgangercomplex:

Sometimes I feel like drawing, but I don’t want to make you feel uncomfortable if it’s not your cup of tea.

ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS

IT MAKES MY DAY BETTER REALLY

I do have a submit button if anyone wants to do fan arts >.> Sfw please though I prefer to do my own porn of them <3

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Challenge #00659 - A294: Warning - Humour

Breaking bones is a death sentence for other cogniscients, so how unlikely is it that anyone has encountered someone missing a digit or limb, unless they were born missing it?

Jokes using one’s prosthetics (probably more advanced in the group that lives long enough to need them) optional.

[AN: Some species are more fragile than others. Havenworlders are particularly delicate. And it’s notably the Birds for whom broken bones are fatal]

The cogniscent trapped with her in the stalled

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Challenge #00658 - A293: Politically Correct

“I wouldn’t say *we’ve* made that much progress. Our euphemisms have, though.”

“It’s ‘Avian Catastrophan’.”

“No, it’s simply Avian. Or Avian Citizen.”

“But some of them aren’t citizens. They still have resident status in Kal'rike.”

“Only because Kal'rike’s run by the most anal bureaucrats since time began…”

“Ladies,” said the Numidid of contention. “I am fine

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shslsubmissivemasochist: canweumqra: I have not received a dress based of my tumblr. I have not received my pin pal. I have not received...

shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

image

I never even got that “doot doot”

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Halp

Does anyone have that pun chain thread about Oxygen going on dates with various other elements and the words the results spelled?

I need to find it because my ADD kicked in and now I can’t concentrate on anything else.

Many thanks in advance.

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Challenge #00657 - A292: Fascinating in Retrospect

T’reka meets an amorous cassowary. Hilarity ensues.

Boo boo boo

T'reka looked up from her lunch to discover a giant in the clearing. Were it not for his solidly blue-black plumage, he could easily be mistaken for a male of her own species. But he was clearly more dinosaur than Bird.

The cranial capacity was a dead give-away.

He was puffing himself up. Engorging his wattle and showing off his plumage whilst saying, Boo boo boo.

Lonely she may be,

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food-is-glorious: advicefromadad: Stop The Beauty Madness is a series of 25 advertisements branded with honest messages that highlight the...

food-is-glorious:

advicefromadad:

Stop The Beauty Madness is a series of 25 advertisements branded with honest messages that highlight the true “madness” involved in creating and meeting beauty standards. Rice, an author and the founder of Be Who You Are Productions, started the campaign to challenge an internalized belief that a woman’s beauty determines her value.

Have a good look here- X

these are beautiful

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