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Challenge #00875-B144: Things To Do...

W.I.P. (work in progress, U.F.O. (unfinished object). See what you can do with it.

[AN: You don’t really need to say “see what you can do with it” at
the end of a prompt. I will see. And so will you. Required reading: Ballad of Bitzer]

July 13 1923

Bitzer
had been waiting. Hiding silently under the dropcloth and listening. One of the children had a nasty cough. It sounded like the poor infant’s
throat was about to be coughed up.

She knew from conversation that Maman was working on anything that would help. Ivy tea. Barley
soup. Steam… always hard in the middle of winter.

The children
were not allowed to see Bitzer. Not how she was. With only one arm and
half a face and no legs… it would scare the poor babies to death.

…and speaking of steam…

Bits
waited until Maman turned on a tap before she reached backwards to turn on the tap behind her head. Water poured into a pail and re-filled it. Just enough so that Bitzer could sip and refill her boiler with the help
of a long piece of rubber hose.

Maman would not be coming downstairs, tonight. Of course not. She was so busy with her flesh
children that she had no time for her metal one. And that was all right.
Bitzer could wait. She was patient.

1925

Waiting was getting a little dull. Nobody hardly ever came down into the cellar, any
more. Especially not Maman. Bitzer read things. Books within the reach of her left arm. The plans on the wall for Colonel Peter A. Walter
Singing Musical Automaton Zero Zero One.

And then she had an idea.

What if Maman was testing Bitzer’s capabilities? What if she wanted to see what Bitzer could do on her own?

And
why not? The tools were right there. Most of the parts were right there. Right within easy reach. And the plans were certainly legible.

1938

Her
right arm was suspiciously unlike her left, but -oh!- how useful it was. And with the help of the wire-frame spectacles… and a coat-hook
screwed in to the left side of her facial chassis… she could see and
do so much more.

Legs were infinitely more trouble than arms. She
was certain she hadn’t got her right hip quite correct. And with the
beginnings of metal femurs, she could sit up and reach the oil on the
high shelf.

And an envelope of pictures.

They were funny
pictures, with black where the white should be and vice versa. All but
one went back into the envelope from whence they came. This one was
special. This one was Maman.

Bits took a moment to read the careful writing on the back. Plaesir Gloria “Play” Arist nee Aris. Shown here in Walter Worker Uniform C. 1894. Negative. Do not expose to light. Bits hugged it to her opal heart before sliding it under the headrest.

1942

The
people who came down into the cellar did not even bother to look for Bitzer. They put things in boxes and shoved the boxes together until
there was no room to shove them into.

On the plus side, it meant that there were plenty of things to build her legs out of.

Maman was going to make such a fuss when she came back and saw all this mess.

Bitzer decided that she might be better off finishing herself so she could at least clear a path.

1946

Sorting
was fun. She got to see new things and find new books and there were lots of things to read. And there were toys, too. Toys the children had
had before Maman sent them down.

Maman was being so mysterious… Maybe Bitzer should ask her if this was the right idea.

She
waited until night-time, of course. Maman liked to stay up after dark and do all the things she couldn’t do with the children in her elbows.
And again, she contemplated the stairs. They were just a series of
little floors. All the way up to the big door.

She could lift a foot and place it on a step. She could hold the bannister and brace against the wall…

But
the instant she tried to pull herself up, her damage sensors screamed that something was very, very, very wrong with her knees.

Maman was not coming down, yet. And Bitzer could not go up.

Perhaps there was a hint in one of the boxes…

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Marvel

crystal-hobbes:

maniacally-laughing-fallen-angel:

misschienlater:

minigigi:

nerdy-birdy18:

frankgivemewood:

So as many of you know Ant-Man is coming out soon and so far Marvel has been putting out these cute Avengers tie in posters

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but they then decided to do one for Black Widow 

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And you done fucked it up Marvel

They could’ve placed him on her Widow’s Bite gauntlets or on her shoulder or even on her gun as she aims but NOOOO THEY FUCKING WENT AND PUT HIM ON HER BOOBS

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betterbemeta: You know what would be a good story? a fat girl vampire.can you imagine?"I've never seen you eat are you insecure"...

betterbemeta:

You know what would be a good story? a fat girl vampire.

can you imagine?

“I’ve never seen you eat are you insecure” “no…”

“here let me lift that for you” “I got it, thanks” *uses inhuman strength to lift bags*

“I’ve never seen you go to the beach, do you have trouble shopping for a bathing suit” “haha… yeah”

“There’s no way that girl can catch me… she’s huge!” “Hello, dinner.” *running with super fast vampire

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krxs10: IN CASE YOU HAVENT HEARD YET!!!!! MUST READ !!!!!!Dominican Republic to be 'Socially Cleaned' of all Hatians/Dark Skinned...

krxs10:

IN CASE YOU HAVENT HEARD YET

!!!!! MUST READ !!!!!!

Dominican Republic to be ‘Socially Cleaned’ of all Hatians/Dark Skinned Dominicans in two days

In two days about a quarter of a million people will be made stateless. They will have no homes, no passports, and no civil rights. There are several reasons for this, but the primary reason is racism.

 At issue is a ruling by the Constitutional Court in the Dominican Republic to strip away the citizenship of several generations

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iamladyloin:greymichaela: jinglebean: bridle-less: tattooedtrouble: I demand to know what breed of neigh this is. Holy...

iamladyloin:

greymichaela:

jinglebean:

bridle-less:

tattooedtrouble:

I demand to know what breed of neigh this is.

Holy huge

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_horse

I laugh at “breed of neigh” every time I see this picture.

Imagine centaurs based on breeds like this.

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Challenge #00874-B143: Sufficiently Advanced Technology

Today’s challenge is to write anything you like based on the animated video for Mystery Skulls: Ghost

If you need to know, Blue = Vivi, Yellow = Arthur, Purple = Lewis and Dog = Mystery

[AN: This takes place sometime after a re-union of ghost and mystery team. Also I love the fuck out of MSA :D]

Mystery had his nine tails out as he slept. And one eye open. Lewis glared at the kitsune, and at the target beyond.

Arthur. Snoring gently into a

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Thoughts on sexism in Jurassic World

jonathanseal777:

Claire’s character development is that she is a career oriented woman who is not interested in having kids.

She is thrown in a survival situation where she must protect the kids and and in that situation she learns to appreciate and even care for the kids.

Many critics find this character arc to be sexist.

Does anybody remember Alan Grant’s character arc in the original film?

Strong independent, career oriented man who does not want kids.

Is thrown into

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Challenge #00873-B142: Distracting Objects

Keets and a laser pointer.

Problem one: Keets are super-delicate babies and must be protected.

Problem two: Keets are as hyper as all get out in rainy weather.

Problem three: Keets can climb, but they’re not that great at getting down safely.

Problem four: they’re suicidally curious and have worked out how to open the playroom door.

Keri had to keep them under constant supervision and off the shelving and occupied until the grownups came back.

And, as further trouble,

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