Monday, Day 1, Shenanigans

Plague news: No new cases! Twenty-one total active cases, fourteen of those are in hospital.

Beloved and I are unfucking the house some more. My whirlwind wife is making progress I never thought possible. It's amazing.

Somewhere in our agenda, there's going to be a fix for my hair. We over-estimated the power of one of the chemicals and it came out as the wrong sort of blue. Whoops.

There's also going to be cauliflower gnocci at some point.

In other news, I might be a dragon. I have a hoard of bling, and will likely get more. I'm just Like That(tm).

In the news:

  • UK exits lockdown, virus soars
  • Aussie bubble dead, declare business professionals
  • Business professionals going to die, declare virologists ;)

Onwards to the fiction.