Mayhem is in the process of learning the process of bread. There's one case this morning from overseas, and the case count is up to twenty-five. Twenty-five potential moonmelon viral terrorists escaping because they feel fine and blablabla.
There's the UK strain, the Russian strain, the Californian strain. Honestly, I'm shocked that there isn't a Victoria strain, the way the entitled dipshits down there keep carrying on.
Today I have the house unfuckening, further progress on my novel, and the usual daily tale.
In the news:
- Queen snipes at Harry and Meghan during a public address
- CCTV captures woman's grizzly death by crushing
- Sydney Mardi Gras is still wild
- Reno adds 1.5mil to sale price
- Nicholas Cage marries a woman half his age
- Experts say our shop layouts are terrible
I am now going to try and commit fiction.