Challenge #03140-H231: Loco Parentis

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Banana."

"Banana who?"

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Banana."

"Banana Who?"

"Knock Knock"

exasperated! "WHO'S THERE??"

"Orange"

sigh! "Orange who?'

"Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?"

GROAN!!!!! -- Anon Guest

Some stages of childhood development seem to be a test of the parental's endurance. Some of those kids really make strangers wonder how they survive to adulthood. Just one of those stages is the discovery of jokes.

"Hey... hey... hey... hey...? Why do beans like to live in Queensland, Australia?"

Temporary Guardian Thorx anticipated more of the continuing verbal trouble that had been going on for a subjective eternity[1]. "This isn't another banana one is it?"

Support me on Patreon / Buy me a Ko-fi

Continue Reading

Prompts remaining: 64 Submit a Prompt! Ask a question! Buy my stories!