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Challenge #00255: The wall and the Hypocri-sea.

The invisible fence, 15 feet high that divides the America that lectures others on “multiculturalism”.

It was a rich white girls’ party. Anyone watching the video could tell. It wasn’t in a house. It wasn’t even in a mansion. It was in a palace. The theme was multiculturalism.

She was wearing sexy lederhosen with a chinese shirt and Inca shoes. She also sported a rainbow sombrero and a necklace made of ‘fangs’.

“Welcome to my party! I am the spirit of acceptance, tonight. There’s something on someone from every nation!”

And there was. Russian fur hats. Australian cork hats. An almost abominable miss-mash of every stereotypical garment from everywhere around the world. Most of them in bright and unnatural colours.

All of the partiers were white.

“And in the spirit of acceptance, I invited a special guest. Tito should be coming on down, soon.”

He stood out like a sore thumb. He wore crocks, jeans and a T-shirt with a band on it. He held a fraying straw hat like it was an abomination that he wished he could use as a weapon.

Anger.

“Tito! What the flying hell? You’re not in costume!”

Tito stood tall. Defiant. “Your people invaded my country. Your people told us our ways were wrong. Your people tried to erase our culture and our history and turn us all into this.”

It was a Mexican Peon costume. Replete with a fake donkey and a horrible felt mustache. The white person wearing it on the package label was having an insane amount of fun with the half a donkey erupting from his crotch.

“You’re ruining my party!”

“I expect the truth would,” said Tito. “None of us are this. You call us lazy and shiftless, yet you hire us to work at everything you do not want to do for yourselves. You make us pick your food, clean up your messes, and then you laugh at us because we can only afford to live in squalor. You steal any excuse to party from us. The Quinceanera. Cinco de Mayo. The day of the dead. All of it is just an excuse to drink alcohol and wear our poverty for a day.”

“Hey! Step off!”

You step off!” Tito whirled on the drunken jock. “You think you are doing a good thing here? Why don’t you take the college fund you’re going to piss against the wall at your frat house, and actually do something constructive with it? You’re only going to drop out before you inherit your daddy’s firm, anyway.”

“That is wrong. You can’t just single out someone and expect them to be a stereotype.”

“Like you did?” said Tito, waving the costume bag. “Racist.”

“I’m not a racist! You’re my friend,” wailed the privileged white girl.

“As long as you think I’m this?” he tossed the bag at her. “I am not your friend. And unlike the rest of you, I have to work, tomorrow.”

The girl made a noise of disbelief, facing the camera. “What is his problem?”

The party resumed in a few minutes.

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Challenge #00254: Honey, and Plenty of Money

Bees.

[AN: Any relationship between certain corporations in this fiction and certain poison companies is strictly imaginary]

Fantraxin did not kill bees. That was its primary selling point. It killed all other insects that may predate on crops, but not the bees. How it did so, of course, was a company secret.

A secret that made them the largest corporation on the planet, almost overnight.

Or, at least, it would have. If they weren’t already the biggest global power ever

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Challenge #00253: I'm Sorry, We Can't Help You

Greater Deregulation’s more esoteric moments.

“But I don’t have any of my papers. My house burned down.”

“If you had signed up for the TrakMe program…”

“I had. My parents signed me up just after I got a name. I’ve been trying to sign on with or without their help for forty years.”

“You can voluntarily sign up for the TrakMe program at any time,” recited the

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Challenge #00252: Be Careful What You Wish For

Agent Pertwee and the first moments he realized that his job sucked for reasons he didn’t expect.

[AN: Once again, it’s Jane Pertwee :) ]

The FBI had been covertly watching this school for some time. Now, with the Mutant Registration Act, it was watching more overtly. As in, agents in the field, tailing their respective suspects, and making sure that a bunch of teenagers with superpowers….

Well…

Didn’t wind up acting like a bunch of

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womenwhokickass: Mariam "Al-Astrolabiya" Al-Ijliya: Why she kicks ass She lived in the tenth century in Aleppo, Syria and was a famous...

womenwhokickass:

Mariam “Al-Astrolabiya” Al-Ijliya: Why she kicks ass

  • She lived in the tenth century in Aleppo, Syria and was a famous scientist who designed and constructed astrolabes.
  • Astrolabes were global positioning instruments that determine the position of the sun and planets, so they were used in the fields of astronomy, astrology and horoscopes. They were also used to tell time and for navigation by finding location by latitude and longitude. They were also used to find the Qibla, prayer times, and determine

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ATTN: Beta readers

I have just sent out Book 1, version 1.2 for reading and reviewing.

If you have volunteered as a beta reader, but not received an email from me, you need to get back to me with an email address that works.

I am cleaning out all the non-responsive emails from my Beta-readers list.

I want this book out in the world ASAP. Preferably in time for All Hallows’ Read. AKA this October.

The clock is ticking.

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Challenge #00251: Terror Watch

Agent Pertwee and his take on watching the terror with the textiles.

[AN: Agent Pertwee is a girl :P]

Agent Jane Pertwee sighed. She’d signed up for Terror Watch because it was the fast-track past the glass ceiling and on to better things. She should have known that the dicks upstairs would have picked the one least likely to do anything worthy of garnering promotion by stopping it in its tracks.

Right now, she was holding up a wall watching

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Challenge #00250: Birds of a Feather

Kitty/alwaysfemale!Colossus.

“I’m here!” Kitty announced. This was supposed to be a place full of people like her. Like, where was the welcome committee?

BAMF! “Ah, hubches madchen,” A blue demon in a black and red outfit appeared in an almost stereotypical puff of sulphurous smoke. “Pleased to make your acquaintance,” it reached for her with a freakish, three-fingered hand.

Kitty screamed.

A giant, metal hand held off the demon by encapsulating its

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joriontel: gailsimone: ohmagrathea: Gail Simone's short story for the Time Warp #1 anthology. I'm not a huge fan of Simone's ongoing work...

joriontel:

gailsimone:

ohmagrathea:

Gail Simone’s short story for the Time Warp #1 anthology. I’m not a huge fan of Simone’s ongoing work but I have to say, her short stories are wonderful. Thank you for this one. 

Art by Gael Bertrand, published by Vertigo.

I was very proud of this story, with amazing art by Gael Bertrand. My first Vertigo piece!

That was beautiful.

AWESOME!

I love a good paradox. This is a fucking brilliant paradox.

::bows in the

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Challenge #00249: What Monsters Hath Science Wrought?

Catbug.

Mythos Entertainment Inc. was working on all manner of new things. Their bio-labs were cooking up foetuses at the rate of knots.

Graham Ptolowitz stared at the thing in the pen. This was the angel/fairy production team, and the abomination before him had originally been a cat.

“We were working on a hexapodal mammalian life-form,” said Dewitt. “So splicing and activating the hexapodal gene was primary priority.”

“We did attempt bat wings, since they are

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Whoever came up with this wins all the pies :) I didn’t vote for him. Nobody likes him. The only reason he got in was Rudd the Dudd...

Whoever came up with this wins all the pies :)

I didn’t vote for him.

Nobody likes him.

The only reason he got in was Rudd the Dudd announcing he was going to raise taxes just before the election.

Smart. Not.

Fingers crossed that Abbott is a one-term wonder.

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