Junot Díaz (via writersrelief)In my view, a writer is a writer because even when there is no hope, even when nothing you do shows any sign of promise, you keep writing anyway.
Overheard at the bar...
Read more »“All this time I just kinda assumed she had a couple loud, nosy roommates. She said the camera on her machine didn’t work, so that’s why she stuck to audio-only…”
“So why the post-date stress? Was she dog-ugly, and caught ya staring at her like she had two heads?”
“Three, actually. And not ugly, kinda cute, actually.”
“Pardon?”
“Imagine a bipedal Cerberus. With boobs. And about seven feet tall.”
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EEEEEE! Senpai noticed me!
EEEEEE!
Senpai noticed me!
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I love being capable of good stories :3
I love being capable of good stories :3
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And I’m glad you did :3
And I’m glad you did :3
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detest: do u ever look at ur friend's drawings or stories and be like
Read more »do u ever look at ur friend’s drawings or stories and be like
…and now I feel old :( [Also I don’t have any XME reaction gifs. I must expand my folders]
…and now I feel old :(
[Also I don’t have any XME reaction gifs. I must expand my folders]
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I define “idiocy” as “the practice of ignoring opportunities to learn”. You don’t do that :3 [Realtalk though...
I define “idiocy” as “the practice of ignoring opportunities to learn”. You don’t do that :3
[Realtalk though - ‘idiot’ is an ablist slur and although non-nypicals like us can use those to describe ourselves, I really rather wouldn’t. tldr: stop hitting yourself]
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Challenge #00665 - A300: PDA PSA
“A peck on the cheek” means something completely different when dealing with avioids.
[AN: I now have 66 instant stories to go before I start working on the next anthology. Yay. Also I’ve been awake since Ofuck in the morning and my wrists are hurting and I’ve had an asthma attack and it’s not even dawn yet. My life is one huge roller coaster. Anyway - story time!]
Human habits were fascinating. And when
Read more »dramaticalfandom: literally i am so bored so everyone who reblogs this will get a shitty ms paint drawing in their inbox
Read more »literally i am so bored so everyone who reblogs this will get a shitty ms paint drawing in their inbox
…guess I’m next on your chopping block for the clean-up, eh?
…guess I’m next on your chopping block for the clean-up, eh?
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Ah thank you :3
Ah thank you :3
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Dear followers: Why do you follow me?
Now complete at Smashwords and all other good e-retailers! The entire Hevun’s Child trilogy! You would pay less for all three of these...
Now complete at Smashwords and all other good e-retailers!
The entire Hevun’s Child trilogy!
You would pay less for all three of these books than you would for one book in a regular, brick-and-mortar bookstore! Why would anyone want to miss out on a deal like this?
Tell the author you bought the whole series and get some really pathetic and enthusiastic gratitude!
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Every day throughout 2013, Author C.M. Weller undertook the challenge to write a story a day, every day, based on whatever crap the internet...
Every day throughout 2013, Author C.M. Weller undertook the challenge to write a story a day, every day, based on whatever crap the internet in general and Tumblr specifically chose to put in hir inbox.
These are those stories.
Three hundred and sixty-five tales guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and wonder what the hell this Author is taking in hir tea.
All yours for the low, low price of whatever the heck you want to pay. Click the pic and
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