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Challenge #00704 - A339: And Yet it Moves

A child learning that their planet moves, so when they jump up, they can never come down in exactly the same place.

Paulie considered the sidewalk. It had been in front of her house forever. Mom let her draw on it before it rained. This time, the chalk in Paulie’s hand had been purloined from the art box in secret.

She made an X on the pavement. Right by her gate. And stood on it carefully. Concentrated. Jumped!

And came down on the very X she started from.

Except… not quite.

Paulie, very carefully, drew around her own sandals before jumping again.

Her feet refused to land in exactly the same place.

‘Gramma’ Joe, the oldest lady in the neighbourhood, was walking her pug towards Paulie. The old lady saw what Paulie was doing and laughed. “So you’ve heard, then.”

“Heard what?” challenged Paulie, not one to surrender information easily.

“The planet is moving. And you’re testing it yourself. I remember doing the exact same thing, though I was older than you at the time.”

“You’re always older than me,” countered Paulie.

“Well let me tell you something, miss. It’s as true as the fact that all grownups used to be babies.”

The pug, Dominic, sniffed and snuffled at Paulie’s ankles. This was the first time she ignored him, because she was too busy boggling at Gramma Joe and trying to imagine her as ever being a baby.

“The ground under your feet is part of a planet that is spinning around its axis at a thousand miles an hour. And the planet itself is orbiting the sun at sixty-seven thousand miles an hour.”

“What’s a thousand?”

“It’s ten times one hundred.”

Paulie blew a raspberry. “Numbers never get that big. That’s imaginary.”

Gramma Joe chuckled. “There’s more than you think in this universe. The sun also moves. It’s busy orbiting the heart of our galaxy. And the galaxy is moving. For all we know? Our universe itself moves. Even if you come back to the same relative point you started at, it has moved in space and time.”

Paulie looked down at her feet, and Dominic, who had perched on her toes so he could bite his own leg. Even though she was standing still, if Gramma Joe wasn’t spinning a make-believe story, she was moving at squidillions of miles an hour.

“Why can’t we feel it?”

Gramma Joe smiled. “We’re moving, too.”

It all seemed too incredible to believe.

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...Primitive Technology?

“The first great technological innovation in this ancient and primitive society,” the documentary host said with a small chuckle, “was the idea of attaching a very big blunt rock to the end of a very long stick to smash their enemies and prey at a relatively-safe distance, rather than attempting to engage them at closer range and bash them with a somewhat-smaller pointy rock held in the hand…”

A pause for effect as the camera passed across the

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dynastylnoire: venus-in-virgo: My name is Brooke. I'm a single mother of 2 trying to avoid eviction scheduled to take place on December...

dynastylnoire:

venus-in-virgo:

My name is Brooke. I’m a single mother of 2 trying to avoid eviction scheduled to take place on December 17, 2014. Recently my financial situation got really bad all of a sudden. I was already behind on rent because shortly after I moved into my apartment I was fired from my job for absolutely no reason. Then I had to wait for my unemployment to kick in which threw my budget off. Now, I work part time for

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Challenge #00702 - A337: I'm What?

This post: http://underthenerdhood.tumblr.com/post/92243212285/a-little-girl-who-grows-up-thinking-all-doors-are

Melia didn’t know she was haunted until she entered the Sanctum at the Academy of Magical Learning. Until that day, all doors had opened for her, before she could get to them. And, in the case of doors already open, they did not swing shut until she was through.

It was an unexplained magical gift that had lead to her scholarship at the academy in the first place.

And now, inside

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sixpenceee: A graduate student has created the first man-made biological leaf. It absorbs water and carbon dioxide to produce oxygen just...

sixpenceee:

A graduate student has created the first man-made biological leaf. It absorbs water and carbon dioxide to produce oxygen just like a plant. He did this by suspending chloroplasts in a mixture made out of silk protein. He believed it can be used for many things but the most striking one is the thought that it could be used for long distance space travel. Plants do not grow in space, but this synthetic material can be used to produce oxygen in

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Challenge #00701 - A336: Ignorable Precautions

(no other great ape can swim, or is remotely happy about going in water [except two cases of domesticated apes in 2013, the only known examples] and most monkeys are downright afraid of water)

*splash*

‘What the - are they trying to drown themselves now?’

'They float. Of course they float.’

“Where are we?” Bessie looked around. It was an island, she could tell that much. There was a modest little house and a garden, and something of

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So I live in a household where I'm constantly being told I'm going to be kicked out if I don't follow "x“ rule.
Where I'm constantly being belittled and abused just for trying to remind my family of my gender, and how much I don't like being called "freak", "retarded", "bitch

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Challenge #00700 - A335: One Dead Hour at Unsuitable Food

[AN: Image shows a table of Uncommon But Useful Conversions. The list runs thus:

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 Bananosecond
Two monograms: 1 Diagram
Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
1 kilogram of figs: 1 Fig Newton
Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 Hoarsepower
1000 aches: 1 Kilohurtz
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mph: Knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking less-filling low-calorie beer: 1 Lite Year
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I looked up seasonings for mushrooms and this clusterfuck of -isms popped up in the adspace. It’s like privilege bingo. Racism,...

I looked up seasonings for mushrooms and this clusterfuck of -isms popped up in the adspace.

It’s like privilege bingo.

Racism, sexism, body shaming, rape culture, forced sexualisation of people incapable of consent… and an iPad ad.

I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

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Challenge #00699 - A334: Community Service

(Inspired by one of your older works)

A “What, Ho!” scene.

[AN: For those unfamiliar with the topic, check out my fanfic Misfits]

The cogniscent tree people of Kumonjagotabijokin had a very peculiar life cycle. For a start, they planted the fruit of the Elder Trees and raised the resulting sproutlings as their own.

And, unfortunately for Aerin, crash landings did not come with tourist pamphlets. The world was pre-industrial and definitely pre-spaceflight, so common etiquette decreed the entire world be left

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So here's the thing - this country's cultural pie gets bigger, not smaller, as more people are allowed to partake of it. When children and...

So here’s the thing – this country’s cultural pie gets bigger, not smaller, as more people are allowed to partake of it. When children and young adults see their lives and concerns reflected in the homegrown books they read, the films and television programmes they see, the computer games they play, they feel they and their lives are not invisible. Seeing yourself in the cultural world leads to a sense of better social inclusion and a feeling that you are part

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