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Challenge #00752 - B021: Tea Solves Everything

Apparently there was an old prank tv show that faked an alien landing on an English lady’s front lawn. Her immediate reaction was to offer them tea.

Your prompt is the same scenario except it’s a real ship and a couple of extraterrestrials who had to make an emergency landing instead of a prank.

Somewhere east of Cricklewood…

There was no fire. Just a sad hissing of water vapour and the gentle ‘pink pink’ noise of cooling metal from the middle of her prize Begonias. Elsa tutted to herself and murmured, “Oh dear…” It couldn’t be helped, really. She could tell it was an accident. And the lizards inside were alarmed.

Lizard people. They had to be people. They were wearing clothes and shouting at each other in Lizardese. And there were some gestures that, it turned out, were truly universal and generally required most of an upraised fist.

Some of them were hurt.

Elsa scurried back inside for a moment and fetched all the medical supplies she had. And some clean rags. And hot water. And, since the kettle was going anyway, she made tea.

After a bad accident like that, they could probably use a cuppa.

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The human encountered in our crash site was not the hostile beast we had been lead to believe they were. The creature intuited that we were in need of help and laid before us offerings of a medical nature.

How the creature knew that our battery acid was leaking is a miracle I can’t explain. Yet, after the repairs were finished, and we were puzzling how to restock the battery when the human offered us a cup full of the valuable fluid.

Engineer Zhonn was truly excited and made the human show its teeth. An alarming moment until we realised that the display was friendly. It was smiling.

The only disturbing part in the entire encounter was that the human drank her portion of battery acid in front of us. But, considering that we landed on a Class Four Deathworld and lived to tell the tale, I consider this incident to be minor.

It may be possible to train humans to be amenable to frailer species. It would take a long time and a significant effort, but a few examples show promise.

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So… this is happening. I know most folks like to celebrate 200 followers with a give-away. My problem is that I’m primary...

So… this is happening.

I know most folks like to celebrate 200 followers with a give-away. My problem is that I’m primary parental for two kids [also having their first day back to school tomorrow] and my laptop has just died.

I have zip to give away. And zero money to send it with even if I did have something.

What do I do?

What the flip do I do?

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Is it just me, or every time you post something about another artist a cover will pop up later. Or maybe I'm over speculating your posting...

davidmichaelbennett:

Nah, I don’t have time to do another cover.
Tooooooo many projects going on right now. :)

I swear, I am telling the truth.
You can trust your good buddy David Michael Bennett…man of his word…all the time…no question.

It’s been officially denied!

New cover is in the works. Clip and all.

::breaks out the party poppers and the curlytoots::

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Challenge #00751 - B020: When is a Troll Not a Troll?

*LOUD ANGRY-* Oh, I’m sorry. I’m so used to people getting it wrong it’s a reflex by now.

There are certain phrases that are bound to get a reaction from any fandom. Things like, “Star Trek… that’s the one with Doctor Spock, right?” or confusing Star Trek with Star Wars. Proclaiming the love for an almost universally-hated character is a good one. And for those who follow All My Daughters, the phrase, “Why

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ohpierre: soundvsvision: ohpierre: spectralbeaconart: ohpierre: spectralbeaconart: ohpierre: We sacrificed some of the SPG fans on...

ohpierre:

soundvsvision:

ohpierre:

spectralbeaconart:

ohpierre:

spectralbeaconart:

ohpierre:

We sacrificed some of the SPG fans on the sacrificial altar as an offering to the hotdog god

I missed being a hot dog? This Bites 

We relished in the festivities

This is the Wurst day ever. 

Don’t be such a Brat

All of my friends are a bunch of weiners


Looks like some of ya’ll need to ketchup on the pun war

I think y'all have been bread for it

meep-cakes and

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Sensible Economic Decision

“The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there’s no good reason to go into space - each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision.“ - Randall Munroe

[AN: I know I’ve done this twice before. Let’s see if the third is a stretch. Also, my laptop is still dead and all my progress on KFZ is in limbo. I’

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Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu… There might be a delay in today’s Instant Story. Technical...

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu…

There might be a delay in today’s Instant Story.

Technical difficulties… Please stand by…

(Assorted cursing… I was ahead on KFZ - but only on this computer… AIGH!)

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