Tuesday, Day 0, Patreon

Plague news: Four new cases, two of each. Twenty-six total active cases, eighteen of those are in hospital and one's in the ICU. Lovely.

Both the spawn are down with a random sickness. Lurgi has struck the household and it's only a matter of days before it strikes at me.

We've rescheduled the big jab for a week later and crossing our fingers.

I don't have an awful lot for Patreon, but I'm doing my best. I'm pretty sure my patrons understand. I shall give them some Stupid TaleSpire Tricks. I have some old screenshots that are spoiler-free.

In the news:

  • Lockdown rules cause more shitty takes
  • Scammers now pretending to be the bureau of statistics
  • Assorted celebrity horseshit

And now, to the Instant, the five hundred words, and the Patreon posts.