Parent: Thank you so much for agreeing to watch the baby for me. Also, I'm sorry.
Babysitter: Sorry for what?
Parent: The baby has worked out how to do vocal distortion.
Baby: G̷͕̯̻̎̓̉͛̑̀̂̇̀̐͋͘͘͝a̶̢̰͇͇̱͂̉͋́̓͐̂̃͂́́ ̷̧̖̝̱̽̈́͠ǵ̸̢à̴̳̲͍́̀͛̓̃͘̚͝ͅͅ -- Anon Guest
Parrots and very small children seem to share two common interests. The first is an apparent desire to destroy the universe around them via unexpected means. The second is the Dissonance Joke.
The otherwise cute and adorable Human toddler in Companion Lua's arms came out with gibberish that sounded like the child was channeling an Elder God. They then apparently switched modes and said, in the sweetest possible voice, "Hayo Nehneh?"
"That's right," cooed Human Vi. "Companion Zeth is your Nanny today. You two are going to have fun together."
As if to demonstrate, the very small Human Dee uttered more eldritch gibberish and then said, sweet-voiced, "Cookie."
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