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Challenge #02929-H006: The Trouble With Tails

"I can't do this"

"Yes you can"

"No I can't"

"Stop bitching and just put the fucking pants on" -- Anon Guest

"I keep telling you to hire a tailor with a tail. Your kind always get the tail hole wrong." Viceroy "Loyalty" Merrimine squirmed into the offending clothing. Despite both brother's best efforts, there was the distinct sound of thread snapping. "Damnit..."

His older brother -by twenty minutes, as he kept reminding his twin- sighed and said, "I'll get the sewing kit. You were right. You told me so. Honestly, kids your age can be so childish..."

"Keep digging, brother-dear. It doesn't change the fact that I was right." He grinned a very pointy smile at his brother[1]. "You old codgers never listen to the concerns of the young." Now down to his drawers again, he sat with the offending pants, turning them inside-out and contemplating where he needed to sew and how in order to preserve both dignity and the line of the outfit at the same time.

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