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A study in contrasts

A guy who is nice, as opposed to a “nice guy” – RecklessPrudence

(#00507 - A132)

Sid’s first question, whenever he encountered someone who was having trouble was, “Would you like some help?”

It was a good question, simply because some people were only experiencing temporary difficulties and tended to get angry when other folks just barged in.

And there were other questions that came first. Like, “Is this guy bothering you?” whenever he saw a man making a woman uncomfortable.

And there were other situations where barging in was welcome. Like tonight, when it was three against one in an alleyway. He knew it was fruitless to call the cops. Here in racist New York, they were more likely to shoot him for his skin colour and ancestry.

There was no time to convince them away, so he launched himself at the lead brute and ploughed the man down by sheer impetus alone. Howling like a wild animal and landing with fists flailing served to alarm the other two, who decided to bail.

The lead brute was lucky one of them was friend enough to drag him away.

Sid settled his hackles and crouched by the lady they’d been curb-stomping. “Do you want me to call an ambulance? Or assist you to a hospital?”

“I’m too far from my clinic,” she managed. Despite the beating, her voice was a sensuous husky purr. She picked herself up into a sitting position. Trying to straighten herself up. She had a trim, lanky build and long, graceful limbs, and the most entrancing eyes Sid had ever seen.

She also had a five o'clock shadow.

Ah. So that was why those alleged gentlemen were offended.

“I can take you there?” he offered. “Are they open? Or perhaps there is somewhere that feels safe for you?”

Her eyes were full of fear. She knew he’d seen. She cringed in on herself and clutched her purse to her chest. “I… I can probably make it? Please don’t…”

“It’s all right,” he cooed. “I won’t hurt you. I want to help. My name’s Siddig. And I promise I am not a terrorist.”

“M’ name’s Claire,” she said. She watched him. Waiting for the bombardment of questions. The unthinking questions. The painful questions.

“I’m pleased to make your acquaintance, Claire,” he smiled for her. “And I would be honoured to assist you in any way I can.”

“You-you don’t mind that I’m a… trap?”

He winced at the horrible slur. “Sweet, dear lady,” he said, his voice a mild reprimand. “You are not a trap.” He stood and offered his hand. “If anything… you are a lady who happens to have some interesting bodily accessories at the moment, and who is on an intense journey of self-discovery.”

She was taller than him. And embarrassed about that. Even in her bare feet, she would be taller than him. He would tell her later, when they were finally comfortable with each other, that he adored taller women.

He flirted, oh yes. Life had taught him to never miss an opportunity. But he made sure to flirt in harmless and amusing ways. Raining compliments down on her so that she would blush and smile her beautiful smile.

Such a wonderful lady deserved to be courted. Deserved every help she needed. Deserved happiness.

Sid would be delighted to be part of that. Even if, in the end, she chose to share her life with someone else.

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Origami Denseness

Wow. This isn’t fractal denseness, it’s origami denseness. It’s like a beautiful work of art that you can unfold to make it seem even more dense. – RecklessPrudence

[AN: Prompt edited to be less offensive - I hope]

(#00506 - A131)

“Let me get this straight,” said Security Officer Trel. “Someone actually told you that they’d go out with you if you managed to clean… The Glunk.”

“Damn straight. Fine ass

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Fractal Wrongness

You are not just wrong. You are wrong at every conceivable level of resolution. Zooming in on any part of your worldview finds beliefs exactly as wrong as your entire worldview. – RecklessPrudence

(#00505 - A130)

“So?” said the wilfully ignorant specimen from Greater Deregulation (Upper West). “That don’t mean we can’t have a good time. All you gotta do, honey, is shut up, put out, and pretend to enjoy it.”

Shayde turned a

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Challenge #00504 - A129: Mr Stark in a Nutshell

‘Why? We’re the Good Guys, aren’t we?’
'Yes, but that rather hinges on doing certain things and not doing others, sir’, – RecklessPrudence

Tony made a face at JARVIS’ snide comment. “Urh. Fine. I get it. The heroic thing to do, yadda yadda yadda. Steve’s been a bad influence on you, admit it.”

“On the contrary. I rather think Steve has been a good influence. On the both of

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Challenge #00503 - A128: Percussive Maintenance

“Wow, how’d you get it to work?”
“I ran a Physical Impulse Mechanical Stress Routine”
“Huh?”
“I kicked it.”
“Ahh.” – RecklessPrudence

“And you’re charging me three Minutes for kicking it?”

Atole the JOAT tidied imaginary dust off her JOAT coat. “Fees and charges, friend. Two Seconds for the kick, and two Minutes, fifty-eight for the knowledge of where to kick it.”

Telos grumbled, but

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Stolen shamelessly from XKCD

The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there’s no good reason to go into space—each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision. – RecklessPrudence

(#00502 - A127)

The Ch'debrithett did not know how lucky they were when the aliens came. They were a relatively quiet civilisation that worked to maintain a balance after years of nigh-catastrophic extinction-for-profit. Or, as it has become known in

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Challenge #00501 - A126: Sing-Along

Bitzer having a happy day and warbling through it.  Because sometimes it only matters if the music feels right for you.

Bitzer watched the clock as the second hand ticked closer and closer to The Time.

Ten. Nine. Eight.

Extract the vinyl EP, a souvenir from Walter Robotics and her time there, carefully from its sleeve.

The record player was already warmed up and set to her preferred levels.

Seven. Six. Five.

Record on the spindle. Speed set to 45. Needle free

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Challenge #00500 - A125: Further Proof, if Any Were Really Needed

Prompt: Something involving the gympie gympie tree.

Because that is one scary tree.

[AN: Slightly scarier is the Manchineel, aka The Tree That Hates You. It’s native to Florida, possibly by cosmic accident. But if you read up on the Gympie Gympie, it’s a close call.]

Every living planet in the known universe has an island or a continent like Australia. Except for N'Oz (Originally, New Australia) which is almost all like Australia, except for one small island/

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Challenge #00499 - A124: Dominion

“Look there, that’s the fourth tribe —”

“Herd.”

“…whatever. Fourth herd of cows we’ve driven past in the last half-hour. Between that and what I saw regarding the cats you live with and you cleaning waste from their box of sand earlier,  I’m just saying, I’m not really that convinced you humans are the dominant species on this planet.”

“Well, we are kinda high up on the food chain,” said Sandra.

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Challenge #00498 - A123: Obvious Design Flaw

All those corrosive things humans excrete can come in handy sometimes, right?

(“We have to get out of this maze as fast as we can, but if we turn on the plasma cutter the monster will hear us!”
“Stand back, I got this” *spits at wall*)

“Sucrose! What the heck kind of alien builds walls out of sucrose?” asked Mabel.

“I have no idea, but we are going to need one hell of a dentist by the time we

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Challenge #00497 - A122: When The Rot Came In

The beginning of the end of Nufurria

(or- I’m *really* curious as to how this society began, what it was like in its heyday, and how interaction with the larger galactic culture changed it.  How do the Nufurrian ‘masters’ see themselves?)

Conception.

“Don’t you get it? We don’t have to be freaks and weirdoes any more! We can take all the furries and otherkin and everybody who loves anthropomorphics and go make a world in our

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Challenge #00496 - A121: Adventures With Incompatible Technology

The robots of Steam-Powered Giraffe meet Van Rijn’s Muses. 

{Fldth-whomp}

“I’m not saying she wasn’t a nice lady, Hatchy, I’m saying you really should have given that big, dangly robot her portal gun back. It’s done weird things to your cannon.”

“I like my new can-non,” grumbled a second voice. Presumably Hatchy.

“I’m k-k-kinda fond of it m-m-m-myself.” said a third. “But it’

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Challenge #00495 - A120: An Attempt Was Made

And they never spoke of the peanut-butter lobster incident again.

Meals, they said, were a uniting factor. Food, they said, was universal. Humans, they said, would eat anything.

But not this.

Plate after plate after plate of it came back. They were supposed to love lobster! But they were sending this all back with comments like, “it tastes funny” or “I’m allergic to the sauce”.

One of them even came into the kitchens to find Byaadi

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Challenge #00494 - A119: One Fine Evening in the Commerce District of Station Alpha Five.

Sorry, but here’s another prompt http://cnvvj.tumblr.com/post/78934269709/harblkun-hookteeth-beltaguise-fantasy

Personally I just submit them as I have ideas/spot them on tumblr, but I try not to send 20 at once

[AN: I’m sure I did this before… But again]

“I’ve found a B or a D is better for me. There’s a fine balance between thermal security and back, neck and shoulder problems.”

A human sauntered over to

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Challenge #00493 - A118: Blood!

Nosebleeds, or to be more precise what do the other cogniscients think when it happens. Do they go for a medical kit and flutter about while the human sighs and holds their nose, or do they comment that at least the humans do something normally for once (but what scared them enough to defensively spout blood?) or something else entirely?

The human - the first they had met, was making an intermittent noise with its proboscis.

Snurf.

Communicating was spotty. Both sides

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