Some of you may be aware that I’m running a Wiki for Amalgam Universe and all satellite writings. If there’s any topics that you’re burning to know, do let me know.
All avenues of communication are open?
Some of you may be aware that I’m running a Wiki for Amalgam Universe and all satellite writings. If there’s any topics that you’re burning to know, do let me know.
All avenues of communication are open?
Prompt: A Lilo and Stitch-esque scene with numidid and surfing humans.
T’yoree was frequently trotted out as an example as to why scientists should not be allowed to breed. She had, even to the humans, the self-preservation instincts of a concussed whelk.
As a keet, she would ride the larger dogs and invented the concept of Frisbee Dodge-em.
Some said that the natural Deathworlder attitude towards risk had rubbed off on her.
And she was the first Numidid to surf. Of
Read more »“We will begin this course with some examples of deconstructive lithobraking. This 30-minute holofilm is titled ‘When the Ground Isn’t Your Friend.’”
Wherever humans go, they bring alcohol. In actuality, you are better off if they bring it, because otherwise they brew it. And you do not want to know what goes into the process, because humans will drink the byproduct of anything they can get to ferment.
And sometimes they stick Things in it, after distilling, to “enhance the flavour”
Read more »On the Dark Side of the Force: you can’t let it guide you like you can the Light, you must not, in fact. Rather, you have to muzzle it - or perhaps ride it, is a better analogy. Use it’s power, but do not let it run away with you. Like with a particularly independent, stubborn, and genocide-happy horse.
“You have much anger in you. That is good. It is a feeling. Feeling is life.” The Master smiled at her
Read more »“Your custom is valuable to us. Please be patient and an operator will get back to you.” And you can have fun with this.
[AN: My dash looks like this right now. I’m sincerely hoping that this post is not similarly FUBAR’d. Appropriate prompt is hella appropriate]
The music stopped. She took a preparatory breath in. But there was no human on the other end of the line.
“Your call is important to us,” said the automated voice.
Read more »“You do That! for fun?”
“What the heck is that?”
Charlie peered past Kress’ shoulder. “Oh. That’s my wingsuit. I use it for base jumping.”
Kress screwed up her saurian features. “Base… Jumping.”
“Yeah,” Charlie grinned. She started to bounce in her enthusiasm. “It’s like skydiving, only instead of jumping out of a plane, you jump off of something really tall, build up speed with the suit, and then rip silk.” She hastily amended, “Uh. That means
Read more »Human sweat is so acidic, it can corrode metals. By micrometers and over years, but still
Something there is, an ancient poet wrote, that does not like a wall. The poem was about the forces of entropy versus cogniscent-made structures, but Rael knew for a fact that that ‘something’ also pertained to humans.
They were practically a force of entropy on their own.
Case in point: Shayde.
Not only was she obviously isolated from current societal norms, but she had a large
Read more »“Didn’t anybody tell you that when you are in a hole of your own making, Don’t keep digging.”
Hwell called it a ‘fox hole’, but its dimensions were closer to that of an elephant. And it was now very deep, because the native pests had a long reach that went along with their fear of falling.
It was past dawn. They were gone, now.
“We’re in a hole,” said Hwell. “Um. Too wide to climb out. Loose soil,
Read more »This wiki contains details, trivia, and factoids about C.M. Weller’s Amalgam Station and surrounding universe. Warning: This wiki may be offensive to the egocentric.
I've started editing this thing again. I've included definitions of Death Worlds, Haven Worlds, and a classification system for both. As well as huge spoilers for The Amity Incident.
Drop on by. I'm open to all suggestions.
Read more »The domino effect, as applied to takeovers, and what happens when the last one falls.
This was it. The pinnacle of success. Fortune Incorporated had made its last takeover. With this signing, with this handshake, with this cluster of flashes dazzling his eye… Fortune Inc owned every business in the world… and since he owned Fortune Inc, he owned the world.
For the entire press conference, the glamorous soiree, it was all he could do to maintain a restrained and
Read more »That most interesting of currencies, The Favour.
“It is not worth my Time, patience and anguish to even go near that piece of retro insanity you call a personal vehicle.”
Shayde thought she was upping the ante when she said, “I’ll owe ye a solid…”
He glared at her. “A solid what?”
“A solid favour. It’s a thing. Like ye need me tae do som'att ye don’t want
Read more »“This year’s human sacrifice features something very special- actual humans!”
“What were they sacrificing before?” murmured Edilade “Soy humans?”
“Best not to ask,” whispered Janet. “You have any of those smoke bombs I told you to dispose of?”
“Of course not.”
“Well, gimme some of those smoke bombs you don’t have.” Janet had already escaped the natives’ shackles. They all had. Being a scavenger
Read more »An aliens reaction to the punch buggy game
“Punch buggy white!”
“Hey! One, that is clearly blue, and two - we’re in a freaking car museum. Knock it off.”
“Where’s your sense of humour?”
Janice gritted her teeth. “We’re in front of ambassadors,” she grated. “You’re embarrassing your entire species.”
Meanwhile, Ambassador Vrex was taking notes. Humans are instinctually violent. Even their games and
Read more »Sahra was on the opposite side of the station to Ore Processing when it blew up. For a tunnel rat and a slave, this means nothing but trouble. But for Sahra, that’s just the beginning.
Her people need a Saviour to lead them to freedom, but no such person dare volunteer with the Masters’ guns ready to fire at all times. What harm could there be in doing a few things to help the Saviour
T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants to learn all about the various venomous, poisonous, and outright deadly life forms on a land mass named Toxic Island, you can almost see why. Little did she know that when she committed her life to the study of this strange and hostile land, there was already a colony of monsters setting up housekeeping. Now she&
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