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And just saw this - HELL NO YOU ARE NOT SCUM! ...I wish I could bold, italic, and underline that. You and your stories got me through one of...

That squeaking noise you just heard was probably me. This is the best kind of fanmail I could ever have  received and could ever receive.

There’s times when I doubt myself and my abilities. You were just witness to one such. I tried self-advertising the things I made… and got no results.

A rare reblog-on-request, but no expected storm from my followers with comments on how that story or this story  made the reblogger smile when they were blue

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Have you ever heard the phrase cockblocking? You know, you're at a bar, talking to a girl, and what happens? Her less attractive friend...

Have you ever heard the phrase cockblocking? You know, you’re at a bar, talking to a girl, and what happens? Her less attractive friend comes over and ruins everything. Cockblock. Well I have to tell you something guys: I have been the less attractive friend, and you were NOT cockblocked. I was following orders from my better-looking friend that she did not wanna fuck you. …Girls have two signals for their friends: ‘I’m gonna fuck him’ and ‘HELP.’

Amy Schumer

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I saw from a tumblr re-post that you are severely myopic. I am too. Just a heads up that myopia and astigmitism can lead to detached...

Thanks for your concern [And sorry it took me so long to formulate a reply. Gah, I suck!] but I did know about the retinas thing.

Fortunately my decrepit skeleton likes to forbid me from doing the things that could detach a retina so I’m moderately safe until I near my fifties.

Even then, I don’t think there’s anything in the world that could stop me writing.

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…especially after you’ve been touting for inbox stuff. Considering the people who are still finding and liking Elves...

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…especially after you’ve been touting for inbox stuff.

Considering the people who are still finding and liking Elves Don’t Live Forever [which was posted A G E S  ago]

You’d think people would bug me about things… Like my other stories.

Or what this Amalgam Universe tag is all about.

I even managed to scare off the nice person who was RP'ing with me[I think].

…I must be scum…

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I'm sorry

I never should have complained about getting too many prompts.

I’ve gone from having 50+ to having 15…

Spam me. Have at me. I don’t care. [Just keep notes in case of repeats, that’s all I ask]

[And a special sorry to callmegallifreya who sends me lots and lots of tasty muse food. And RecklessPrudence, who I may have scared away. I’m very sorry. Please spam my inbox once more.

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Yours for the low, low price of anything you want! 365 stories, prompted by people like you. Readers all over the internet gave me every...

Yours for the low, low price of anything you want!

365 stories, prompted by people like you. Readers all over the internet gave me every kind of nonsense they could carefully concoct in an effort to stump me and got every kind of marvellous prose.

Now in a format where you don’t have to scroll through endless reblogs, ranting, and flamewars!

What would you pay for a years’ worth of work?

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