Realm of the InterNutter

I’ve been watching Americans try to eat Vegemite.

…LAWL…

ONLY BABIES EAT IT DIRECTLY FROM THE JAR YOU DERPS!

Everyone else spreads it THIN on toast or dissolves a teaspoon in a cup of hot water for vegemite soup [My fave].

…silly Americans…

I stayed in bed all night. This does not mean I had uninterrupted sleep.

I don’t even know if I’m safe to drive, today.

But I soldier on, regardless.

Thanks for keeping me busy, yesterday. I may need that again. We’ll see.

I’m going to bed

wish me luck

Someone bought the rest of the trilogy!

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Thank you, kind stranger.

That’s $4 more into my Sleep-Well fund.

Bless.

All my short stories [except RTFM and Scavenger] were done by me on a $0 budget and it shows. Scavenger’s cover was a gift from xottzot [THANKS!] and RTFM is a gamble that still hasn’t paid even.

We’re slowly converting the cover art for the short stories thanks to Bespoke Book Covers [plug plug plug] and I really should get back to bothering them about the mass cover deal we have going.

Alas, my budget is

thefinespine:

a painful experience 

When you see your own head cannon become art.

…and then you realise that the artist has read That Fic…

(whoops)

Thanks for all the questions, RecklessPrudence!

They helped me stay both relatively sane and conscious.

But I still have two and a half (or so) hours to survive until bedtime.

TV is right out, because that makes me fall asleep [IRONY!]

Games can only hold my attention for so long.

Bluh.

Buy my books please?

Careful methodology can resemble insanity in the right circumstances.

Especially step 5 :D

successfully retrieved progeny

DONE my 500 words plus a few

Did my day job at home

Sill waiting for nice people to get back to me on things

And for book sales [hint motherf*cking HINT, people!]

Time to play games. Yeah.

internutter:

I FINISHED MY COFFEE AND I HAVE NO MIDDLE GEARS FOR LIKE 20 MINS

THIS IS HILARIOUS EVERYONE LAUGH NOW

BUY MY SHIT

I just realised that I’m gonna get a phone call from MeMum tomorrow like “ARE YOU OKAY? DO YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP?”

…and I’m still laughing…

I FINISHED MY COFFEE AND I HAVE NO MIDDLE GEARS FOR LIKE 20 MINS

THIS IS HILARIOUS EVERYONE LAUGH NOW

BUY MY SHIT

I dunno. Given some of the cackling we’ve heard from Mythbusters…

Most scientific types just tend to get vexed at street-folk levels of misunderstanding, though.

The scientific method can be explained thus:

1. What would happen if we do the thing?


2. Think about doing the thing.


3. Do the thing.


4. Write down the results vs expectations


5. Repeat steps 3-5 until a large enough sample size is met


6. Publish

Considering that most TheThings are deadly [radiation comes readily to mind] than it&

…more or less…

“(s)he/ze had a troubled childhood”==“They had a troubled evolution…”

…if that isn’t a story prompt, I don’t know what is… [Pst! Submit box. Right there]