Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

emergency-buffaloes: falling-apart-sl0wly: This may sound like an "note seeking" post, but I need to post this because I know that I won't...

emergency-buffaloes:

falling-apart-sl0wly:

This may sound like an “note seeking” post, but I need to post this because I know that I won’t do it without support. The last few days have been tough so I need some motivation to get better again

Give this the notes, I don’t care if you think it’s attention seeking, just in case it isn’t you should reblog

knitmeapony: ryl-e-coyote: i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to...

knitmeapony:

ryl-e-coyote:

i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to keep restaurants in business, goes to writers of television shows and films and chastises them for the sexism, racism, and general lack of diversity in their scripts

“YOUR SCRIPT IS AS WHITE AS THE PAPER IT’S PRINTED ON, YOU DONKEY.”

“THIS WHOLE CAST HAS MORE SAUSAGE IN IT THAN FLIPPING OKTOBERFEST!”

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Challenge #00548 - A173: Maybe a Not-Too-Distant Future

“It’s pronounced X”

“I thought it was Y?”

“No, that’s exactly the sort of mistake I’d expect from someone like you. I’m a /real/ fan, I’ve been an expert on this since before you were born.”

“Actually, it is Y, the kid was right, and you’ve no call to go around acting like that to people.”

“And who are you?”

“I’m the author.”

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Buy it now at Smashwords! “Ambassador?” another Othersider interrupted. “You need to strap down. We’re jumping to...

Buy it now at Smashwords!

“Ambassador?” another Othersider interrupted. “You need to strap down. We’re jumping to Heq'tak in ten.”

Sahra groaned in exasperation. Then turned her attention to Simy. “Does it hurt?” she asked. “Going through and being bigger?”

Simy blinked. “The only time it hurt was when I was aware of hurting you. I compressed myself as densely as I could.” He rubbed his arms in a memory.

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Challenge #00547 - A172: Need to Know

Prompt: That trick where you come up behind someone and pop a paper bag to make them jump, most often portrayed when someone is working on something that could (but probably won’t) explode.

[AN: I must have hit a nerve on the Interwebs, yesterday. Twenty-three notes on one silly story because of an equally silly side-fling. Must resist the temptation to do that from now on]

To the Galactic Alliance, need-to-know information is information that every citizen, denizen and in denizen

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wicked-bitch-of-the-west: I wanna RP with you.I wanna RP with youI wanna RP with you.I wanna RP with you.I wanna RP with you.I wanna RP...

wicked-bitch-of-the-west:

I wanna RP with you.
I wanna RP with you
I wanna RP with you.
I wanna RP with you.
I wanna RP with you.
I wanna RP with you.
I wanna RP with you.
I wanna RP with you.
Allllllll of you

Have I mentioned lately that I’m trying to get an RP going on my baby forum?

…problem solved.

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I'm done

I'm done

pizzastevesgirlfriend:


cleaning-up-blood is going to die today. Please stop her from killing herself. Send her nice anons. Signal boost. I don't care just help her. I f**ked up enough being that I didn't email her authorities when she needed them (she lives in England, I'm in America). Now she's going to...




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a-gentlemanly-motherfucker: koblala: usernamesarefornerds: animalcrossingnewyiff: tamama666: deergay: tannersblognshit: ...

a-gentlemanly-motherfucker:

koblala:

usernamesarefornerds:

animalcrossingnewyiff:

tamama666:

deergay:

tannersblognshit:

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kill-whitepeople:

look at this nerd egg it’s very important 

if you don’t reblog this nerd egg your blog will be deleted 

- tumblr staff

john eggbert

dont

john eggbert

john eggbert

it’s just a jyolk

OMG THE SOURCE IS OF THAT COMMENT IS ACTUALLY FROM THE STAFF

eggbert

I think it’s taking a stereotype to the eggstreme :D

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Challenge #00546 - A171: Witch on Trial

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.”

The court murmured.

“It’s stated that you cursed Goodie Carswater and her garden wilted.”

“I did no such thing. And it’s a well-known fact that her little tearaways widdle on her wisterias.”

More murmuring. Apparently the only person who didn’t know this was Goodie Carswater. Who also believed that her sons could do no wrong.

“It’s also stated that you cursed Thou-shalt-not-covet Jones

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Do you have a SPG OC?

Would you like to join a roleplaying forum?

Do you want to test your character out amongst other like-minded dweebs?

Well, this place might be for you!

A small, discrete forum in a PG environment. We are still looking for more players, so we need more.

All OC’s welcome. Even AU variants of the cannon SPG folk.

[Membership vital to play]

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