Happy Holidays!

Merry Christmas, Chag Sameach [correct me if I'm wrong and, if you can, send me an audio file teaching me how to say it properly], and while we're at it, I'd like to know the appropriate greetings for Ramadan and Kwanzaa please. Inclusivity is important.

May the atheists have a fun Festivus, and anyone for whom this is not a day of feasting, insanity, and terrible arguments in the name of family togetherness - have a good day off.

And finally, for those who follow that particular heavy metal steampunk band [lol], Seasonal Seasonings for Yulemas.

Be as happy as you can be, stay as safe as possible, and enjoy the time with the people you love.

As always, thank you for reading.