Challenge #03272-H363: Friendly Locals, Nice Scenery...

You know, I really hate people. They’re selfish, Ignorant, loud-obnoxious pricks, with basically no redeeming quality what so ever. I mean really look at all they achieved, genocide, global warming, reality tv. It’s just a never ending parade of failures and f#%* ups. They are without question, a complete write off a species, & HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CARE ABOUT THEM -- Anon Guest

An alien was living in Lower Widdlington. All the conspiracists, true believers, and people constantly watching the skies completely missed it. So did Lower Widdlington. They dismissed the parked spaceship as one of those "modern architecture things", and figured that the resident was probably a billionaire seeking authentic exclusion[1].

Urean Hans had not intended to settle on pre-Shattering Terra, but one micrometeor can change anyone's plans for the worst. The hole was in a very strategic position and getting back off Terra again may well take the rest of their life.

In the meantime, there was a need to conserve power, create supplies, and otherwise survive. All this with definitely-not-Human features and some injuries from the crash.

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