The four lesser horsemen of Panic, Bewilderment, Ignorance and Shouting took control of the room. -- Knitnan
There's a reason why lesser horsemen are lesser horsemen. They can't help but be what they are. Panic is a whirlwind of anxiety. Bewilderment can't find their own arse with an atlas. Ignorance says all the things your racist in-law does that just make you want to burn and die from the shame. Shouting is almost a relief, because all they are is LOUD.
And when they work with the Big Four, things get... complicated.
"Sorry I'm late," said Bewilderment. "Couldn't find my... thing. Four legs. Goes 'neigh'."